You're so hot you must've started global warming.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I'm around you, all I do is blush
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
You know, it'd be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle!
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.
Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Smile if you want to sleep with me.
If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Pointing at a spot on a girls face and say; You got a little beautiful on your face.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?
Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!
Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?
Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
My name is [your here] but you can call me tonight!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Is your dad a jewel thief? because you're a real jem.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Were do you hide your wings?
I didn't believed in heaven, until I saw you.
Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
Are you the new school janitor? Because you just swept me off my feet.
Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine
Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
Are you form Tennessee?
Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
All those curves, and me with no brakes!
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
Wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?
I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back
Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
