Our Cheesiest List of Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy or corny pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better bet than using one as an opener to get a date. These lines should generally be restricted to joking around with people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

Top Rated Cheesy and Corny Lines

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.
I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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