Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

You raise my dopamine levels.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
ICU in my dreams.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.

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