Hospital Pick Up Lines for Doctors, Nurses & Med Students.

You never know when you'll need a pick up line when you're in the hospital. We make it easy to flirt with that hot Doctor or Nurse with our cheesy and funny medical pick up lines.

Top Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You raise my dopamine levels.
Wanna go study some anatomy?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
Let’s exchange genetic information!
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..
Are you COPD? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
I get all Kluver-Bucy around you.
You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.

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