Funny Internet Lines

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Top Internet Pick Up Lines

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Mind if I run a scanner to see if your ports are open?
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Come to my and I'll give you sudo access.
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
Baby you're so beautiful you made my 404.
I may not work out but girl, my password strength is VERY strong.

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