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Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I'll have to try again tomorrow, because you've already exceeded my bandwidth.
Are you on Netflix? Because I'd stream you all night.
You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity.
Let's turn off your firewall and connect my Ethernet cable.
You're so fine.... You make my heart beat at 1000 Mbps.
I'm missing a few HTML tags... Any chance you could give me some?
Is your network encrypted? I'm looking to hack.
So, do you come out into the real world often?
If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.
If you were a youtube video, I would watch you intensely at night without anybody knowing.
I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Would you like to connect to my heart's wifi?
What do you say we bounce like a bad email?
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

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