Cheesy History Pick Up Lines

History pick up lines to use in the classroom or on campus. If you're a history major, hysterical laughter and a date are just a line away.

The Best History Pick Up Lines

Damn, girl, you're hotter than Chicago in 1871.
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If you ask Thomas Paine, he'll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
You must be related to Tesla because you're electrifying.
Baby you're hotter than Rome under Nero.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb!
I'm no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
If I was a knight in shining armor, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
Are you Jefferson Davis? 'Cause you're making the south rise.
You must be the eighth wonder of the world!
If you were President, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Baby you just turned my bronze into iron!
Is your name Maya? Because I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Wanna to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire!
My missile never had a crisis

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