Comp-Sci and Programming Pick Up Lines

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
I think my heart just lagged.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
You are one well-defined function!
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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