Comp-Sci and Programming Pick Up Lines

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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
I think my heart just lagged.
Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
You are one well-defined function!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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