Computer Science Pick Up Lines

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The Best Computer Science Pick Up Lines

Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I think my heart just lagged.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I'm not staring, I'm just stuck in a loop.
You are one well-defined function!
Hey baby, wanna inject my dependency?
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Hey girl, what's the drop rate on those pants?

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