I'm going to make like Toy Story and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.
I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
So you're straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I can't think straight around you.
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
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