Pick-Up Lines

               

We make finding funny things to say to your friends quick and easy. Why not start with a pick up line? It's simple really; you'll need one if you want to get to know someone at a party, a club or even the beach. Good first impressions are critical whether you want to know someone for just one night or for a lifetime. Coming up with a good pickup line can be easier than you may think, but in the end-- it all depends on your target's mood and personality. Never underestimate the power of a cheesy or corny pickup line, sometimes a cheesy pickup line can be the best thing to break the ice. If you can catch your target off guard and make them laugh or at least smile, you're off to a good start. The right pick up line can produce unimaginable results; although it's up to you to deliver the magic words you should check out our lists ok funny pick up lines, cheesy pick up lines, nerdy pick up lines, dirty pick up lines, worst pick up lines, suggestive pick up lines, flattering pick up lines, and even pick up lines for the beach.

5 Top Rated Lines

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Love is one of the hardest words to say and one of the easiest to hear. 1 Rate
If you're going through hell, keep going. 1 Rate
You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without. 3 Rate
Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop? 6 Rate
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 5 Rate

10 Newest Lines

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If bars aren’t allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald’s still allowed to serve fat people? Rate
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe! Rate
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? -- He got a little behind in his work! Rate
What do you call a bear with no teeth? -- A gummy bear! Rate
Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night! Rate
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? -- The box said 2-4 years! Rate
Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done! Rate
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills! Rate
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot. Rate
Why can’t an idiot dial 911? -- He can’t find the 11 on the phone! Rate

Random Pick Up Line
"(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me."
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Random Joke
"Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? -- The box said 2-4 years!"
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Random Quote
"Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love it is what makes the ride worthwhile. "
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