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" Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. "


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Yeah but right after they realized your mom was driving a trashtruck, and you the main load
By: swimboss on 18 Sep 2014
 
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and your uglier because when yo mama slapped U she got charged for animal abuse
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
 
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Hah! Well you mom got fined for bringing an unidentified object into this world!
By: Anonymous on 31 May 2015
 
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Your the reason why girls turn lezbian
By: AlexHuddson on 07 Dec 2014
 
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Well, you would only know from experience.
By: Pilliam on 12 May 2015
 
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You so ugly people dress up like you on halloween
By: BlackOps Nike Youtube on 23 Feb 2016
 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
By: Auky on 29 Aug 2016
 
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at least i have a dad not two moms
By: like this for a dab on 04 Oct 2016
 
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Al least i wasn't mistaken as a stray ( insert animal name) by animal control
By: me on 18 May 2016
 
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your so ugly when you auditioned for a TV show they had to censor your face
By: mac on 01 Sep 2016
 
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And when she dropped you off, she got a fine for pooping in a public area
By: Jerry on 23 Apr 2016
 
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Your mum's a prostitute.
By: your mum on 26 Nov 2016
 
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youre so ugly you make blind kids cry
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
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i’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.
By: Hoeleen on 16 Nov 2016
 
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Your so lame you recycle lame insults from the internet and pretend you were bright enough to come up with them yourself.
By: Sexy Peach on 16 Feb 2017
 
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Jokes on you. I don't have a mom.
By: Adam on 11 May 2015
 
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At least i have a mom not 2 dads!
By: F4ther_time on 27 Sep 2015
 
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Yeah and some of the money might go to your poor and desperate family
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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You don't know that, we're you there? no I don't think so (you actually have to know if they were there or not otherwise it's useless)
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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Your whole family is so ugly, when all of you got stuck in your house that's on fire, the firemen came with a turned on hose, saw your faces drank the water coming out of the hose, and set themselves on fire.
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
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Hi
By: Amy on 12 Jan 2015
 
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Ur mom got fined for giving birth to you 1
By: Isabella on 04 Oct 2016
 
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That never happened so this insult is SHIT!
By: j on 29 Oct 2016
 
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I would make a joke, but you're so fat you don't even fit in the car
By: gshsnsk on 16 Feb 2015
 
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You're so ugly, your mum dumped you in a skip like a prom night dumpster baby and never came back.
By: Ultimate on 14 Feb 2017
 
 
Jokes on you, I always rode the bus to school
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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You're so desparate that you used up yourbentire vocabulary in one sentence.
By: Dominique b. mosquito (4 arms) nikki on 13 Jan 2015
 
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at least i have a dad not two moms
By: like this for a dab on 04 Oct 2016
 
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Funny
By: Dashun on 21 Feb 2016
 
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What's the harm? A twirl wrapper fell out my pocket, geez....
By: lol on 07 Apr 2015
 
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heyyyyyyyyyy
By: ssssss on 08 Sep 2016
 
 
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great
By: bich on 14 Jan 2015
 
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and when your mom dropped you off, she got her car taken away because it's so dirty
By: gshsnsk on 16 Feb 2015
 
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DEEZ NUTZ
By: Your mom on 10 Nov 2015
 
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lollll
By: sexylepracaun on 03 Feb 2015
 
 
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I want likes for no reason
By: Like this on 26 Apr 2015
 
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