Pick-Up Lines

" Bond....James Bond "

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Comebacks:

Really!? Where!?
By: Dei on 31 Dec 2012

No..hell no
By: Yazu on 23 Sep 2012

Gone... I'm gone
By: Diane on 15 Apr 2012

Lost. Get Lost
By: Bee on 05 Dec 2009

how original
By: sharon on 25 Nov 2009

You...Fu&% you...
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009

Ass. . . Dumb Ass
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

Idiot.... Large Idiot.
By: Alex on 26 Mar 2009

holy crap load! (say with way more sarcasm then needed, and alot of head motion..) Then can i be my girl friend?? Shes hot!(And after you say that, nod your head up and down. And if you feel like it, sink your head down just alittle to the side, smile, and make a scanky laugh) [(this only works if your bi or lezbin, or if you wanna pretend to be one..)]
By: A. not-an-muss on 07 Nov 2008

Type, not yours.
By: Rissa on 17 Aug 2008

Lost... Get Lost.
By: Annie on 04 Aug 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

Malfoy... Draco Malfoy
By: Mike on 09 Dec 2012

I'm Rick James Bitch!!!
By: DaGillyMonsta on 03 Apr 2010

Comments:

Riddle...Tom Riddle
By: fluffer on 15 Mar 2013

your a complete bitch
By: Asskicker on 23 Mar 2012

wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on 14 Oct 2011

arsj
By: ewsa on 06 Oct 2011

too bad, i always like the bad guys ;)
By: Caddie23 on 28 Sep 2011

oh man .. this one just had me laughing so hard , reading some pickup lines then suddenly *Bond ... James Bond* EPICNESS
By: Carl on 02 Aug 2011

Well at least it's not rick astley (aka. rick-rolls)...
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

penis.no penis
By: douche bag joe rape on 13 Apr 2011

slight variation actually worked well on halloween night!! was dressed in full camo, and it was Joe, G.I. Joe!
By: Slacker on 12 Nov 2009

that was the lamest thing i seen on here i swear make better ones or stop right now
By: unlucky guy on 26 Oct 2009

I'd propbably bust out laughing at this and then give the guy a chance :)
By: jackie on 23 Sep 2009

you look nothin' like james bond LOL
By: mikey_emo on 30 Apr 2008

I guess you'd have to have a suit and a martini to go with the line.
By: Freddy on 09 May 2007

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