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" Bond....James Bond "

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Really!? Where!?
By: Dei on 31 Dec 2012
No..hell no
By: Yazu on 23 Sep 2012
Gone... I'm gone
By: Diane on 15 Apr 2012
Lost. Get Lost
By: Bee on 05 Dec 2009
how original
By: sharon on 25 Nov 2009
You...Fu&% you...
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
Ass. . . Dumb Ass
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
Idiot.... Large Idiot.
By: Alex on 26 Mar 2009
holy crap load! (say with way more sarcasm then needed, and alot of head motion..) Then can i be my girl friend?? Shes hot!(And after you say that, nod your head up and down. And if you feel like it, sink your head down just alittle to the side, smile, and make a scanky laugh) [(this only works if your bi or lezbin, or if you wanna pretend to be one..)]
By: A. not-an-muss on 07 Nov 2008
Type, not yours.
By: Rissa on 17 Aug 2008
Lost... Get Lost.
By: Annie on 04 Aug 2007

Variations & Alternatives:

Malfoy... Draco Malfoy
By: Mike on 09 Dec 2012
I'm Rick James Bitch!!!
By: DaGillyMonsta on 03 Apr 2010

Comments:

Riddle...Tom Riddle
By: fluffer on 15 Mar 2013
your a complete bitch
By: Asskicker on 23 Mar 2012
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on 14 Oct 2011
wow thats so funny!
By: kbro. .the hot one! on 14 Oct 2011
arsj
By: ewsa on 06 Oct 2011
too bad, i always like the bad guys ;)
By: Caddie23 on 28 Sep 2011
oh man .. this one just had me laughing so hard , reading some pickup lines then suddenly *Bond ... James Bond* EPICNESS
By: Carl on 02 Aug 2011
Well at least it's not rick astley (aka. rick-rolls)...
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
penis.no penis
By: douche bag joe rape on 13 Apr 2011
slight variation actually worked well on halloween night!! was dressed in full camo, and it was Joe, G.I. Joe!
By: Slacker on 12 Nov 2009
that was the lamest thing i seen on here i swear make better ones or stop right now
By: unlucky guy on 26 Oct 2009
I'd propbably bust out laughing at this and then give the guy a chance :)
By: jackie on 23 Sep 2009
you look nothin' like james bond LOL
By: mikey_emo on 30 Apr 2008
I guess you'd have to have a suit and a martini to go with the line.
By: Freddy on 09 May 2007

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