Pick-Up Lines

Sorry i would hate to burst your bubble but unless you are 5......santa isn't real so get over yourself!!!!! Lol
By: Elle on 22 Jan 2013

Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013

Is this how we going to make love tonighte
By: love nighte on 09 Jul 2012

Sorry no, im a jew
By: Raymond T on 09 Mar 2012

Can i have your picture (WHY) so i can show Jason who to kill this year
By: Hey! on 14 Jul 2011

Sorry, you're on the naughty list.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Sorry I don't give pictures to strangers, but you are more than welcome to have this picture of my grandma! This is the time when she didn't bother to shave at all to try and get into the world records... And this is the time when she didn't take a bath for a month! It killed 13 birds, 36 rats, and the next time, it'd probably be you!
By: Grandma on 26 Jan 2010

can i have your picture so i can remember who to kill next christmas?
By: kennyrocks on 16 May 2009

Can I have your picture so I could show santa what i DON'T want for Christmas.
By: Ash on 13 Oct 2008

can i have your picture so i can show it to the mobsters who i want on the hit list?
By: chris engel on 08 Oct 2008

you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult.
By: militarygirl on 05 Sep 2008

Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for?
By: Suzette on 23 Mar 2008

Can I have your picture..... wat? thats it!
By: Ole Saint Dick on 09 Jan 2009

heyyyy me and my sister love u santa
By: anna maria flores on 22 Dec 2012

Hhahah
By: Cool girl on 25 May 2012

I remember my first beer!
By: TJ on 05 Jan 2012

what should i get for christmas? i have no idea will you give me the saff that what is good for me i am 8 years old
By: khiara on 10 Dec 2011

what should i get for christmas? i have no idea will you give me the saff that what is good for me i am 8 years old
By: khiara on 10 Dec 2011

what should i get for christmas? i have no idea will you give me the saff that what is good for me i am 8 years old
By: khiara on 10 Dec 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

cooool this is what I always wanted Santa ho ho ho
By: Who wan't 2 know !! on 05 Aug 2011

nice! ;)
By: yedda on 24 Jan 2011

I like it(:
By: Justin on 29 Mar 2010

that's cool!
By: mae on 15 Dec 2009

duddee...thats clever, nice ;)
By: biggs on 28 Nov 2009

this is what you want 8=================D
By: joe on 01 Oct 2009

cooooooooollllllllllllllllll
By: ruth on 10 Dec 2008

THATS CUTE
By: MUNA on 25 Nov 2008

cooooool
By: jessi on 18 Nov 2008

thats so funny :) lmfao people need to get a sense of humor :)
By: Samantha on 21 Sep 2008