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" Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? "


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Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for?
By: Suzette on 23 Mar 2008
 
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you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult.
By: militarygirl on 05 Sep 2008
 
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Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013
 
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Who Says You Always Get What You Want For Christmas?
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017
 
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Can I have your picture so I could show santa what i DON'T want for Christmas.
By: Ash on 13 Oct 2008
 
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Sorry no, im a jew
By: Raymond T on 09 Mar 2012
 
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Roses are red violets are blue honey is sweet but not as sweet as u
By: Freedom on 15 May 2017
 
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Ur so short u can see ur legs in ur drivers listens
By: Freedom on 15 May 2017
 
 
You're**
By: NIGGER on 13 Oct 2016
 
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HEY
By: EMMA on 31 Dec 2015
 
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Sorry I don't give pictures to strangers, but you are more than welcome to have this picture of my grandma! This is the time when she didn't bother to shave at all to try and get into the world records... And this is the time when she didn't take a bath for a month! It killed 13 birds, 36 rats, and the next time, it'd probably be you!
By: Grandma on 26 Jan 2010
 
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Sorry, you're on the naughty list.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
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Is this how we going to make love tonighte
By: love nighte on 09 Jul 2012
 
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can i have your picture so i can remember who to kill next christmas?
By: kennyrocks on 16 May 2009
 
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can i have your picture so i can show it to the mobsters who i want on the hit list?
By: chris engel on 08 Oct 2008
 
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Can i have your picture (WHY) so i can show Jason who to kill this year
By: Hey! on 14 Jul 2011
 
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best line ever ! i also remember the guy who say that to me
By: Michelle Sarabia Vailoces on 12 Aug 2013
 
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omg guys theres something in my penis hole what do i do
By: Seriously help me pls on 27 Nov 2015
 
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Sorry i would hate to burst your bubble but unless you are 5......santa isn't real so get over yourself!!!!! Lol
By: Elle on 22 Jan 2013
 
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woah
By: kurtis on 28 Jan 2015
 
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Can I have your picture..... wat? thats it!
By: Ole Saint Dick on 09 Jan 2009
 
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Comments:

Hey is that a mirror you have in your pants? Cause I can see myself in there tonight!
By: Mike Hunt on 17 Nov 2015
 
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can i borrow a kiss? i promisei'll give it back
By: deancarlo on 15 Jun 2015
 
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I like it(:
By: Justin on 29 Mar 2010
 
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I said this to a couple girls one time. They loved it, took a picture with me, but then I asked for a kiss. Oh well hahaha
By: That Guy on 11 Dec 2014
 
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cooool this is what I always wanted Santa ho ho ho
By: Who wan't 2 know !! on 05 Aug 2011
 
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Is your father a baker cuz her made u some great buns
By: READ THIS on 26 May 2015
 
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Is your father a baker cuz he made u some great buns
By: READ THIS on 26 May 2015
 
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Sure, but once I show my friends a picture of you, you'll end up on the naughty list.
By: Pooplol on 22 Aug 2016
 
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THATS CUTE
By: MUNA on 25 Nov 2008
 
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it sounds a bit weired for a sdert
By: chloe bolton on 05 Jun 2015
 
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nice! ;)
By: yedda on 24 Jan 2011
 
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some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.
By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011
 
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what should i get for christmas? i have no idea will you give me the saff that what is good for me i am 8 years old
By: khiara on 10 Dec 2011
 
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cooooool
By: jessi on 18 Nov 2008
 
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nice joe
By: ggrl on 16 Jun 2013
 
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Santa can I pelase have a computer?
By: Keira on 17 Jan 2015
 
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heyyyy me and my sister love u santa
By: anna maria flores on 22 Dec 2012
 
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thats so funny :) lmfao people need to get a sense of humor :)
By: Samantha on 21 Sep 2008
 
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duddee...thats clever, nice ;)
By: biggs on 28 Nov 2009
 
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that's cool!
By: mae on 15 Dec 2009
 
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cooooooooollllllllllllllllll
By: ruth on 10 Dec 2008
 
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You should get my letter
By: Kj on 26 Nov 2013
 
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i remember my bestfriend who use to be my boyfriend in this sweet line .
By: Michelle Sarabia Vailoces on 12 Aug 2013
 
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this is what you want 8=================D
By: joe on 01 Oct 2009
 
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I remember my first beer!
By: TJ on 06 Jan 2012
 
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Hhahah
By: Cool girl on 25 May 2012
 
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