Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I

Can I have your picture so the cops know who to look for?

By: Suzette on 23 Mar 2008

you are so naive if you still believe in Santa. Call me when you become an adult.

By: militarygirl on 05 Sep 2008

Sorry but i have a hunch that your on the naughty list

By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013

Can I have your picture so I could show santa what i DON'T want for Christmas.

By: Ash on 13 Oct 2008

Who Says You Always Get What You Want For Christmas?

By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017

Roses are red violets are blue honey is sweet but not as sweet as u

By: Freedom on 15 May 2017

Sorry no, im a jew

By: Raymond T on 09 Mar 2012

Ur so short u can see ur legs in ur drivers listens

By: Freedom on 15 May 2017

Can you please get me make up please

By: Coralee Hay on 14 Sep 2021

HEY

By: EMMA on 31 Dec 2015

You're**

By: NIGGER on 13 Oct 2016

Sorry I don't give pictures to strangers, but you are more than welcome to have this picture of my grandma! This is the time when she didn't bother to shave at all to try and get into the world records... And this is the time when she didn't take a bath for a month! It killed 13 birds, 36 rats, and the next time, it'd probably be you!

By: Grandma on 26 Jan 2010

can i have your picture so i can show it to the mobsters who i want on the hit list?

By: chris engel on 08 Oct 2008

Sorry, you're on the naughty list.

By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Is this how we going to make love tonighte

By: love nighte on 09 Jul 2012

can i have your picture so i can remember who to kill next christmas?

By: kennyrocks on 16 May 2009

best line ever ! i also remember the guy who say that to me

By: Michelle Sarabia Vailoces on 12 Aug 2013

omg guys theres something in my penis hole what do i do

By: Seriously help me pls on 27 Nov 2015

Can i have your picture (WHY) so i can show Jason who to kill this year

By: Hey! on 14 Jul 2011

Sorry i would hate to burst your bubble but unless you are 5......santa isn't real so get over yourself!!!!! Lol

By: Elle on 22 Jan 2013

woah

By: kurtis on 28 Jan 2015

Can I have your picture..... wat? thats it!

By: Ole Saint Dick on 09 Jan 2009

Hey is that a mirror you have in your pants? Cause I can see myself in there tonight!

By: Mike Hunt on 17 Nov 2015

can i borrow a kiss? i promisei'll give it back

By: deancarlo on 15 Jun 2015

I like it(:

By: Justin on 29 Mar 2010

I said this to a couple girls one time. They loved it, took a picture with me, but then I asked for a kiss. Oh well hahaha

By: That Guy on 11 Dec 2014

Is your father a baker cuz her made u some great buns

By: READ THIS on 26 May 2015

cooool this is what I always wanted Santa ho ho ho

By: Who wan't 2 know !! on 05 Aug 2011

Is your father a baker cuz he made u some great buns

By: READ THIS on 26 May 2015

Sure, but once I show my friends a picture of you, you'll end up on the naughty list.

By: Pooplol on 22 Aug 2016

i do to

By: kawsome on 16 Dec 2017

What do we do

By: Zoe on 16 Nov 2021

I love you santa

By: charlee on 27 Sep 2020

Sugar and honey is sweet, but it's not sweet as you.

By: bad girl on 13 Dec 2020

it sounds a bit weired for a sdert

By: chloe bolton on 05 Jun 2015

Naughty naughty......I LIKE!

By: Sergio on 16 Dec 2020

heyyyy me and my sister love u santa

By: anna maria flores on 22 Dec 2012

some guy said this to me. i thought is was a such a cute line. i felt so sorry when i said no to him, because he walked away so saddly.

By: Bailey on 08 Nov 2011

THATS CUTE

By: MUNA on 25 Nov 2008

what should i get for christmas? i have no idea will you give me the saff that what is good for me i am 8 years old

By: khiara on 10 Dec 2011

nice! ;)

By: yedda on 24 Jan 2011

cooooool

By: jessi on 18 Nov 2008

thats so funny :) lmfao people need to get a sense of humor :)

By: Samantha on 21 Sep 2008

Santa can I pelase have a computer?

By: Keira on 17 Jan 2015

nice joe

By: ggrl on 16 Jun 2013

You should get my letter

By: Kj on 26 Nov 2013

i remember my bestfriend who use to be my boyfriend in this sweet line .

By: Michelle Sarabia Vailoces on 12 Aug 2013

cooooooooollllllllllllllllll

By: ruth on 10 Dec 2008

that's cool!

By: mae on 15 Dec 2009

duddee...thats clever, nice ;)

By: biggs on 28 Nov 2009

Hhahah

By: Cool girl on 25 May 2012

I remember my first beer!

By: TJ on 06 Jan 2012

this is what you want 8=================D

By: joe on 01 Oct 2009

" Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? "

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