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" Iím jealous of all the people that haven't met you! "


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Why, is it because they don't have to see your face every day either?
By: pepe on 03 Apr 2015
 
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Why? Is it because you're tired of living under the shadow of awesome?
By: love on 19 May 2015
 
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Why? It's not like you actually have friends?
By: Anonymous on 02 Jun 2015
 
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What's the difference between me and you? I get paid and you don't.
By: Jerry on 23 Apr 2016
 
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Your so fat that Hawking based his theory of black holes on your ass
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
 
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Why Is That? You Wanna See People Uglier The Me?
By: SomeStranger on 29 May 2016
 
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Because they have the pleasure of meeting me for the first time?
By: Nice on 23 Dec 2016
 
 
You need someone as ugly as you?
By: Shadow4Life on 29 May 2016
 
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Funny I was thinking the same thing about you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016
 
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'cause they don't get to look a monkey in the face and smile....or worst of all talk to it daily.
By: Whiteshadow on 16 Mar 2016
 
 
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Yeah and they all colminate into the essence of karma and one day they'll come for you and make your life miserable
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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The only difference between you and a neanderthal is the time period
By: asskicker3 on 14 Jun 2015
 
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YO MOMAAAAA!
By: WTFISHUD on 12 Apr 2015
 
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because there all african
By: ur mother on 28 Apr 2015
 
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Nice one!
By: ggh on 24 Mar 2015
 
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I agree with the woman who made this
By: jessy on 24 Mar 2015
 
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Is it sad that I tell my wife, have to explain it, and she still doesn't get it?
By: Chap on 13 May 2015
 
 
because there all bums
By: ur mother on 28 Apr 2015
 
 
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sit on a bridge!
By: ggh on 24 Mar 2015
 
 
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