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" Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? "

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Actually sorry we have...I'm uh...your longlost...um...SISTER yah sister! So yah bye!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
we have so bye
By: 2621 on 12 Oct 2009
Oh you like to get screwed? What are you a faggot?
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
Screw me if I'm right, but are you Brad Pitt? (guys) Jessica Alba?
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
actually yes we did meet, when I was screwing your dad. I heard that small penises run in the family so go away. Your dad was a waste of time and so are you.
By: militarygirl on 05 Sep 2008
yea, we met a few seconds ago when i rejected u the first time
By: aaron on 12 Feb 2008

Variations & Alternatives:

Fuck me if im wrong, You want to screw me dont you?
By: Andre5000 on 02 Mar 2009
(guys)screw me if im wrong, but your a guy right (girls)screw me if im wrong, but your a girl right
By: Ryan on 21 Aug 2008

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have u been smoking marajuana again?
By: S"BOSH on 06 Feb 2010
haha funny. i tried it on my guyfriend 4years older and he said "no" XD
By: kat<<3jessie on 02 Jul 2009
classic. amazing. i love it
By: Bossman on 19 Dec 2008
ha ha ha very funny
By: someone on 27 Nov 2008

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