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" [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! "

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Well at least I don't have stick legs like you, son of a bitch
By: Di di on 28 Jun 2011
And you look tiny in yours
By: guest on 05 May 2011
and you look tiny in your pants
By: dede on 16 Feb 2010
You look really small in yours
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
i'm a guy
By: signmypoodle on 03 Jan 2009
well u look really tiny in urs but i wasnt gonna be the one to say anything!
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
in your dad
By: fdghgfvdf on 28 Sep 2008
this is a dress.
By: me on 18 Apr 2008
well you suck at life
By: RANDOMGUY on 20 Dec 2007

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{comeback for a guy) Yeah, big and chubby.... your mom was telling me last night... while I FAULK'D her!
By: FriendOfUrMom on 04 Dec 2011
Is it Bad that this would probably work on me? lol
By: JinxDarlin on 01 Dec 2011
if a boy says' i like u' slap em then if he says "" i love u"" hug em.
By: nadine on 23 Sep 2011
hey sexy . how is my adorable little brat? A: Haha…just fine! And u? Sean: Great! The sun is finally out, spring is in the air, I love it! A:It was 86 here today! Its gonna be a hot summer. Sean: You like it hot? A: I like it warm and breezy Sean: Hmmm… Interesting… Says a lot about you. So when I call later, are you gonna answer? I can’t believe I even have to ask… [note: I had called twice and she didn't answer both times, but she sent me texts back apologizing for not being able to talk] A: Haha..call @ 1030 and i will answer Sean: That’s past my bedtime. I’ll have to call my mom for permission. A: Dork Sean: Ah, baby, I love you too. A: Call me @ 1030..i should be done by then Sean: If you’re not, I’m filing for divorce A: Haha..u make me smile Sean: Yup. Talk later.
By: ahmad on 22 Sep 2011
I appreciate last night, thnx
By: David on 01 Jun 2011
What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!!
By: David on 01 Jun 2011
Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010
Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010
dude, this line is hillarious!if i'm gonna scale it from 1 outta 10. you know my answer.its a Ten.This line really works for "stuck up" type of girls like the one from above for example = P
By: mr.annonymous on 22 Jul 2009
Haha this is hysterical.
By: Vina on 12 Dec 2008
i have gotten lots of chicks with this one i love it!!!!they think its cute that i am so funny!!!
By: jessie on 22 Feb 2008
If someone rejects you... insult them...
By: Cookies on 11 Nov 2007
*SLAP*
By: yeah_right on 28 Sep 2007

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