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" [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! "


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and you look tiny in your pants
By: dede on 17 Feb 2010
 
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well u look really tiny in urs but i wasnt gonna be the one to say anything!
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
 
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It's amazing that every retard on this earth takes one look at someone and sees only that persons weight
By: Intellectual handiwork on 27 Mar 2016
 
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why so harsh
By: ohsnap on 21 Mar 2014
 
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well you suck at life
By: RANDOMGUY on 20 Dec 2007
 
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this is a dress.
By: me on 18 Apr 2008
 
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i'm a guy
By: signmypoodle on 04 Jan 2009
 
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You look like my grandmother
By: Galad.😎 on 02 Feb 2015
 
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You look really small in yours
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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Well at least I don't have stick legs like you, son of a bitch
By: Di di on 28 Jun 2011
 
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Dork
By: Guest on 28 May 2012
 
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And you look tiny in yours
By: guest on 05 May 2011
 
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in your dad
By: fdghgfvdf on 28 Sep 2008
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

' What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!! ' ahahahahhahahahaha thats the bext line ive heard in my life :)
By: Kimberly on 11 Oct 2012
 
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Comments:

*SLAP*
By: yeah_right on 28 Sep 2007
 
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{comeback for a guy) Yeah, big and chubby.... your mom was telling me last night... while I FAULK'D her!
By: FriendOfUrMom on 04 Dec 2011
 
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I appreciate last night, thnx
By: David on 02 Jun 2011
 
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Is it Bad that this would probably work on me? lol
By: JinxDarlin on 01 Dec 2011
 
 
What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!!
By: David on 02 Jun 2011
 
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How is this a pickup line?
By: Dave on 14 Mar 2016
 
 
If someone rejects you... insult them...
By: Cookies on 11 Nov 2007
 
 
Haha this is hysterical.
By: Vina on 12 Dec 2008
 
 
oh!!!!!!!!!!
By: tzidzk on 30 May 2012
 
 
dude, this line is hillarious!if i'm gonna scale it from 1 outta 10. you know my answer.its a Ten.This line really works for "stuck up" type of girls like the one from above for example = P
By: mr.annonymous on 22 Jul 2009
 
 
Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010
 
 
Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010
 
 
your comebacks are so lame that while im reading it im actually crying of joy because its so weird
By: bubba swagah on 30 Jul 2012
 
 
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if a boy says' i like u' slap em then if he says "" i love u"" hug em.
By: nadine on 23 Sep 2011
 
 
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i have gotten lots of chicks with this one i love it!!!!they think its cute that i am so funny!!!
By: jessie on 22 Feb 2008
 
 
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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!




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