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" [man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants! "

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ok faggit ass mother fucking nigger
By: ok on 24 Jun 2009
You look really small in yours
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
i'm a guy
By: signmypoodle on 03 Jan 2009
well u look really tiny in urs but i wasnt gonna be the one to say anything!
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008
in your dad
By: fdghgfvdf on 28 Sep 2008
this is a dress.
By: me on 18 Apr 2008
well you suck at life
By: RANDOMGUY on 20 Dec 2007

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dude, this line is hillarious!if i'm gonna scale it from 1 outta 10. you know my answer.its a Ten.This line really works for "stuck up" type of girls like the one from above for example = P
By: mr.annonymous on 22 Jul 2009
Haha this is hysterical.
By: Vina on 12 Dec 2008
i have gotten lots of chicks with this one i love it!!!!they think its cute that i am so funny!!!
By: jessie on 22 Feb 2008
If someone rejects you... insult them...
By: Cookies on 11 Nov 2007
*SLAP*
By: yeah_right on 28 Sep 2007

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