well u look really tiny in urs but i wasnt gonna be the one to say anything!
By: pandazzz on
12 Nov 2008
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It's amazing that every retard on this earth takes one look at someone and sees only that persons weight
By: Intellectual handiwork on
27 Mar 2016
5
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why so harsh
By: ohsnap on
21 Mar 2014
6
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well you suck at life
By: RANDOMGUY on
20 Dec 2007
4
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this is a dress.
By: me on
18 Apr 2008
5
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Well at least I don't have stick legs like you, son of a bitch
By: Di di on
28 Jun 2011
5
41
You look like my grandmother
By: Galad.😎 on
02 Feb 2015
4
4
i'm a guy
By: signmypoodle on
04 Jan 2009
2
4-2
And you look tiny in yours
By: guest on
05 May 2011
3
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Dork
By: Guest on
28 May 2012
4
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You look really small in yours
By: Psychedellicereal on
02 Apr 2009
4
7-3
in your dad
By: fdghgfvdf on
28 Sep 2008
2
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' What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!! '
ahahahahhahahahaha thats the bext line ive heard in my life :)
By: Kimberly on
11 Oct 2012
8
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*SLAP*
By: yeah_right on
28 Sep 2007
4
4
{comeback for a guy) Yeah, big and chubby.... your mom was telling me last night...
while I FAULK'D her!
By: FriendOfUrMom on
04 Dec 2011
2
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I appreciate last night, thnx
By: David on
02 Jun 2011
1
1
If someone rejects you... insult them...
By: Cookies on
11 Nov 2007
How is this a pickup line?
By: Dave on
14 Mar 2016
oh!!!!!!!!!!
By: tzidzk on
30 May 2012
Is it Bad that this would probably work on me? lol
By: JinxDarlin on
01 Dec 2011
What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!!
By: David on
02 Jun 2011
1
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Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on
20 Mar 2010
Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on
20 Mar 2010
dude, this line is hillarious!if i'm gonna scale it from 1 outta 10.
you know my answer.its a Ten.This line really works for "stuck up" type of girls like the one from above for example = P
By: mr.annonymous on
22 Jul 2009
Haha this is hysterical.
By: Vina on
12 Dec 2008
if a boy says' i like u' slap em then if he says "" i love u"" hug em.
By: nadine on
23 Sep 2011
1-1
your comebacks are so lame that while im reading it im actually crying of joy because its so weird
By: bubba swagah on
30 Jul 2012
1-1
i have gotten lots of chicks with this one i love it!!!!they think its cute that i am so funny!!!
![[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!](/images/lines/man_excuse_me_would_you_like_to.jpg)
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