Pick-Up Lines

Dork
By: Guest on 28 May 2012

Well at least I don't have stick legs like you, son of a bitch
By: Di di on 28 Jun 2011

And you look tiny in yours
By: guest on 05 May 2011

and you look tiny in your pants
By: dede on 16 Feb 2010

You look really small in yours
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

i'm a guy
By: signmypoodle on 03 Jan 2009

well u look really tiny in urs but i wasnt gonna be the one to say anything!
By: pandazzz on 12 Nov 2008

in your dad
By: fdghgfvdf on 28 Sep 2008

this is a dress.
By: me on 18 Apr 2008

well you suck at life
By: RANDOMGUY on 20 Dec 2007

' What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!! ' ahahahahhahahahaha thats the bext line ive heard in my life :)
By: Kimberly on 10 Oct 2012

your comebacks are so lame that while im reading it im actually crying of joy because its so weird
By: bubba swagah on 30 Jul 2012

oh!!!!!!!!!!
By: tzidzk on 30 May 2012

{comeback for a guy) Yeah, big and chubby.... your mom was telling me last night... while I FAULK'D her!
By: FriendOfUrMom on 04 Dec 2011

Is it Bad that this would probably work on me? lol
By: JinxDarlin on 01 Dec 2011

if a boy says' i like u' slap em then if he says "" i love u"" hug em.
By: nadine on 23 Sep 2011

I appreciate last night, thnx
By: David on 01 Jun 2011

What has fifty-two teeth and holds back a monster?!?!?!?!!! MY ZIPPER!!!!
By: David on 01 Jun 2011

Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010

Sorry I work at McDonald 's yo!!
By: Sexyy on 20 Mar 2010

dude, this line is hillarious!if i'm gonna scale it from 1 outta 10. you know my answer.its a Ten.This line really works for "stuck up" type of girls like the one from above for example = P
By: mr.annonymous on 22 Jul 2009

Haha this is hysterical.
By: Vina on 12 Dec 2008

i have gotten lots of chicks with this one i love it!!!!they think its cute that i am so funny!!!
By: jessie on 22 Feb 2008

If someone rejects you... insult them...
By: Cookies on 11 Nov 2007

*SLAP*
By: yeah_right on 28 Sep 2007