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" I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart. "


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Nope. I have a strict no-heart-stealing policy.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
Really? Here, have it back.
By: Annie on 04 Aug 2007
I think you just stole something(What) my will to live.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
OH is that what that was...i though it was road kill and was going to bury it on the side of the road
By: bobby on 31 Dec 2008
You can have it back. I can't sell it for much on ebay
By: Chika on 10 Aug 2009
the next thing to steal is your SOUL!!!!
By: chirs on 08 Oct 2008

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Sorry, I stole it hoping you would drop dead without it.
By: jen on 14 Mar 2011
Nope, that's just your wallet
By: Stigma on 14 Apr 2011
We needed more cadavers at med school...
By: Bleh on 24 Jul 2011
Good, I Needed One Since This Didn't Melt My Frozen One.
By: SpecialWolf on 08 Apr 2017

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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

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