Pick-Up Lines

use that on someone else or just come back with a better one
By: littia on 25 Oct 2011

Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH!
By: jasmine on 23 Oct 2011

Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011

and it looks like it will stay broken
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011

too bad 4 u i dnt hav a phone
By: hanna on 03 Jul 2011

Let me fix it with a hammer...*bang*...there all better
By: Joe on 28 Jun 2011

@hello I can add to yours. 8008135 (BOOBIES) (do it on a calculator and backwards)
By: BOOBIES on 30 Nov 2010

ill fix that my numbers 8008 (BOOB)
By: hello on 29 Nov 2010

I really don't remember giving it to you, so it must work just fine.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Oh...I have to poop...bye...
By: Reality guy on 22 Jul 2010

i don't think it will ever be fixed...and i am NOT gonna help fix it either
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010

That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009

There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on 07 Oct 2009

Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on 20 Jul 2009

Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on 20 Jul 2009

reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on 27 Feb 2009

Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009

oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on 22 Jan 2009

oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on 24 Aug 2008

oh that sucks.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on 08 Oct 2007

crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on 01 Aug 2009

Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on 09 Jan 2009

cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on 23 Oct 2008

That's not what your mom said last nite
By: Horehay on 03 Dec 2011

It's not Halloween so take off the mask
By: Sassychick112 on 03 Dec 2011

I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011

I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011

That would totally work on me. I would just have to give the guy my number just cuz of the effort xDDD
By: Destiny on 18 Oct 2011

I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011

I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011

Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011

yall suck at roleplaying u_u like really? Yall sound like dumb fuxcken newbs. well toodles -the one and only Roza
By: amber on 12 Oct 2011

I love this one!
By: Hate on 27 Jun 2011

What I would do if a guy asked me that: "Oh here let me fix that." *puts in ugly single friend's aunt's number* " Here you go". I did that to a guy. Now my friends aunt has to go to court for breaking into his house and watching him sleep. Gotta love that!! :D
By: Jessica on 24 Jun 2011

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........that is a good one man i am on drugsss
By: jman on 17 Mar 2011

freaking brilliant
By: Ted on 07 Mar 2011

wow it actually works!
By: gj on 29 Aug 2010

Haha, used this 6 times, worked 4 times ;D
By: Cheese on 04 Aug 2010

i LOVE this one!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

i used that on a girl she gave me a kiss hahah
By: fuk on 09 Jun 2010

how shit are these chat up lines...jeez men can be so low
By: blob on 28 Mar 2010

That was so funny lol i have already tried that on a girl and it worked!!!!!!!!
By: John Cena on 11 Mar 2010

oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on 24 Jan 2009

aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on 09 Jan 2009

i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on 03 Jul 2008

WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on 15 Apr 2008

ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on 26 Mar 2008

DUMB! thats pretty lameee.
By: :D on 17 Mar 2008

iam usein that on at the mall
By: devildriver on 13 Mar 2008

BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on 19 Feb 2008

i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on 05 Feb 2008

what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on 03 Feb 2008

cant wait to try this one xD
By: john on 27 Dec 2007

haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on 03 Nov 2007

this was great!!
By: MaGs on 23 Oct 2007

LOL
By: Max on 03 Oct 2007

Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on 10 Sep 2007