Pick Up Lines

" Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "


<< Previous Line        Next Line >>

Comebacks:

Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH!
By: jasmine on 23 Oct 2011
 
21
 
6 15
Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
 
14
 
5 9
no, no it's just your face honey
By: lol on 19 Jan 2014
 
11
 
4 7
There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on 07 Oct 2009
 
10
 
4 6
and it looks like it will stay broken
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
 
6
 
2 4
I hope you bought the warranty.
By: Brittany :) on 17 Feb 2013
 
6
 
2 4
I really don't remember giving it to you, so it must work just fine.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
6
 
3 3
oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on 24 Aug 2008
 
8
 
5 3
That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
 
5
 
2 3
Whoops I guess your phone will never work from now on. Such a tragedy (starts to cry and scream). Boy-(stupid girl that's the last time I hit on a blonde)
By: Kki on 10 Jul 2012
 
11
 
9 2
I think we should start playing clash of clans cause your way outta my league -From Girl-
By: AlexHuddson on 17 Dec 2014
 
7
 
6 1
Oh! Sorry, my number is 1-800-choke-dat-hoe
By: Maddie_Meow on 20 Dec 2015
 
2
 
1 1
Oh okay here's my number 01-21-do1!
By: E on 05 May 2016
 
 
i don't think it will ever be fixed...and i am NOT gonna help fix it either
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010
 
3
 
3
use that on someone else or just come back with a better one
By: littia on 25 Oct 2011
 
2
 
2
Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on 20 Jul 2009
 
4
 
5 -1
Oh really? Cause I'm pretty sure that I didn't give it to you. ;P lol
By: Mikan-Sama!!! on 30 Jul 2012
 
3
 
5 -2
I dont see the problem
By: Elle on 21 Jan 2013
 
2
 
4 -2
reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on 27 Feb 2009
 
3
 
5 -2
I have Alzehimers too
By: aylool on 17 Nov 2013
 
2
 
4 -2
LOL my mind just blew because I saw u
By: Clarrissa on 12 Dec 2013
 
3
 
6 -3
oh that sucks.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
 
1
 
4 -3
O really ... Well that just means ur not speical enough !!!
By: nichcole on 30 Apr 2012
 
5
 
8 -3
well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on 08 Oct 2007
 
1
 
4 -3
ill fix that my numbers 8008 (BOOB)
By: hello on 29 Nov 2010
 
1
 
4 -3
@hello I can add to yours. 8008135 (BOOBIES) (do it on a calculator and backwards)
By: BOOBIES on 01 Dec 2010
 
1
 
4 -3
Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on 20 Jul 2009
 
1
 
4 -3
too bad 4 u i dnt hav a phone
By: hanna on 03 Jul 2011
 
1
 
4 -3
Let me fix it with a hammer...*bang*...there all better
By: Joe on 28 Jun 2011
 
2
 
6 -4
u dont know me so why should u have my no. unless u r working for phone directories or yellow pages
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012
 
 
4 -4
Oh...I have to poop...bye...
By: Reality guy on 22 Jul 2010
 
 
4 -4
Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on 23 Mar 2014
 
1
 
6 -5
oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on 22 Jan 2009
 
3
 
8 -5
I was also kki. So now I'm just saying please watch the cimorelli videos on YouTube and follow the girls on twitter. PPPPPPPLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - CimFamfan#1 Bella
By: Christina, Kathrine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren and Dani cimorelli fan on 10 Jul 2012
 
 
6 -6
Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011
 
 
7 -7

Variations & Alternatives:

Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on 09 Jan 2009
 
1
 
1
cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on 23 Oct 2008
 
 
1 -1
crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on 01 Aug 2009
 
 
1 -1

Comments:

aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on 09 Jan 2009
 
4
 
4
You might need to buy a new phone, since you screwed it up by searching up that pick-up line on google.
By: LolGurl on 28 Oct 2014
 
2
 
2
this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on 24 Jan 2009
 
2
 
2
i used that on a girl she gave me a kiss hahah
By: fuk on 09 Jun 2010
 
2
 
2
LOL
By: Max on 04 Oct 2007
 
2
 
2
BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on 19 Feb 2008
 
2
 
2
That was so funny lol i have already tried that on a girl and it worked!!!!!!!!
By: John Cena on 11 Mar 2010
 
2
 
2
I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011
 
3
 
1 2
freaking brilliant
By: Ted on 07 Mar 2011
 
1
 
1
i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on 06 Feb 2008
 
1
 
1
WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on 15 Apr 2008
 
1
 
1
I love those pick up lines! I have some 2 I want to add. Are you from tenninise case your the only 10 I see! How much dose a polar bear whigh?:)
By: Cheyenne simmons on 29 Jun 2013
 
1
 
1
this was great!!
By: MaGs on 23 Oct 2007
 
1
 
1
i LOVE this one!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
 
2
 
1 1
I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011
 
1
 
1
It's not Halloween so take off the mask
By: Sassychick112 on 03 Dec 2011
 
1
 
1
ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on 26 Mar 2008
 
 
oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
 
what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on 03 Feb 2008
 
 
Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on 11 Sep 2007
 
1
 
1
[DJ:] This is radio K-EAZY-E. Hi, this is Greg Mac. Mac Attack And we're gonna go to the phones right now and find out what's goin' on. Hello, who is this ? [Guy1:] Yo, what's up ? This is Lorenzo Patterson [DJ:] Yo man, where you callin' from ? [Guy1:] I'm callin' from Compton and I wanna hear Eazy E's new record [DJ:] What's it called man ? [Guy1:] Yo, it's called "Radio" [DJ:] We got it, you called the right station. And here it is... Eazy E rockin' non stop on the radio with the funky fresh hip hop in stereo Release some rhymes that you will find demandin' with Dre's beats that are so outstandin' I'm gettin' busy if you know what I mean Always settin' me a mark in the hip hop scene On the radio the greatest of all times like Mohammed Ali cause I punch rhymes So tune your station, and clear all the static and tell the truth: you didn't know that I had it in me, to be easy about the situation So just kick it and listen to the station playin' my music, it's hard to lose it It's constantly on request cause you choose it I'm Eazy E, my rap is strong and your radio's def when my record's on - [LL Cool J] [chorus:] (You wanna know why...because...) I'm on the... Radio [echo] - [Chuck D] [Dr.Dre:] Yeah, ruthless radio is in effect, Dr.Dre and Yella boy is in ya system. And right about now we got Eazy E and MC Ren in the studio takin' calls. So give'em a call and ask'em how they're doin' [ring] Hello, this is Eazy E. What's your name ? [Girl1:] Hi, this is Joyce. I'd like to know if I can have your phone number? Yes, it's 9-7-6... [click] Now I wanna turn up my box, and make much noise and rock the party and shock all the B-boys Take on my radio from phono to tuner I wouldn't have did it, later but sooner Now I move my antenna to the center then grab a hold of the handle and (??) then bust a rhyme, you know I won't quit it Am I lyin', Ren ? ([MC Ren:] Man, you know you're witty) Your request is clear, that you're givin' Without Eazy E you wouldn't be livin' with me on a top 10, or a mix show So hit your power button, and let's go on vacation, with your station that's playin' live in every location Blowin' out ya speaker it won't get weaker I'll keep rockin' till I hit the peek And your station is dope E-A-Z-Y It's on the air, but you axe why I took out the cursin', and took rehearsin' I feel dry, you know that I'm thirstin' to get busy; I don't quit it and once you hear my cut, I know you're gonna get it Then bust a rhyme, while you're clappin' your hands It's Eazy E on the air (rockin' without a band) [chorus] [DJ:] You're on the radio, on K-EAZY-E, with Greg Mac. Don't forget to join us this friday night live, we'll be jammin' it uptown with my homeboys Eazy E, of course, N.W.A. and the whole Compton posse. Can't make it out but, hey, stay eazy, and stay it on K-EAZY-E... with more...radio Now disc jockeys are playin' me in rotation hittin' number one spots across the nation I'm on the charts, you can go list'em but now listen, I'm on your system AM or FM, I'm in power You hear my music once every hour So listen up to the rhyme and percussion but do this with no discussion Eazy's easin' fans I'm pleasin' Why, I'm on top yo, I got reason With no profanity, but what can I say Yo Dre ([Dr. Dre:] What up ?) Do it your way On the radio you get more looser Take my word you're a dope producer We combine to put out hits but jealous people, they just have fits cause we get airplay, but we're not thru Dre, am I serious ? ([Dr. Dre:] Cold word) Well thank you ! People that hear me, they know what I'm sayin' On the air, I don't be playin' Just gettin' my point across to the public Rhymin' on the radio, that's my subject I can play (rock), but I prefer (hip hop) It's Eazy E on your radio non stop ! [chorus] [MC Ren:] Yo, this is MC Ren, can you comprehend ? We're for bite just like TNT. Yo, what's the time ? [Girl2:] Hi, my name is Tushie and I'd like to know when I get paid, motha... [plop] [Dr. Dre:] You got ganked... Hello, you're on the air. What's up ? [Girls:] Hello, we'd like to speak to that cuty pie DJ speed [DJ Speed:] Yo, this is DJ speed. What's up ? [Girls:] The joke's on you, Jack ! Hahaha ! [Dr. Dre:] Hello, you're on the air [Guy3:] Hey, what's up ? This is Nasty Naz callin' from Seattle [Dr. Dre:] Hey, what's happenin', homeboy ? [Guy3:] I'm callin' to be on Eazy E's new record, "Radio" [Dr. Dre:] Man, you're late. The record is already o... Submit Corrections
By: Eazy E on 29 Sep 2016
 
 
I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
1
 
1
haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on 03 Nov 2007
 
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........that is a good one man i am on drugsss
By: jman on 17 Mar 2011
 
 
yall suck at roleplaying u_u like really? Yall sound like dumb fuxcken newbs. well toodles -the one and only Roza
By: amber on 12 Oct 2011
 
 
this is not that bad
By: swagmaster on 09 Sep 2012
 
 
What I would do if a guy asked me that: "Oh here let me fix that." *puts in ugly single friend's aunt's number* " Here you go". I did that to a guy. Now my friends aunt has to go to court for breaking into his house and watching him sleep. Gotta love that!! :D
By: Jessica on 24 Jun 2011
 
 
I love this one!
By: Hate on 27 Jun 2011
 
 
Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011
 
1
 
1
This totally work on me its woo cute!!!!!!
By: gabby XD on 21 Feb 2012
 
 
I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011
 
 
That would totally work on me. I would just have to give the guy my number just cuz of the effort xDDD
By: Destiny on 18 Oct 2011
 
 
how shit are these chat up lines...jeez men can be so low
By: blob on 28 Mar 2010
 
 
ya boy
By: midget on 29 Oct 2016
 
 
I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011
 
 
iam usein that on at the mall
By: devildriver on 14 Mar 2008
 
 
1 -1
Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on 23 Mar 2014
 
 
1 -1
DUMB! thats pretty lameee.
By: :D on 17 Mar 2008
 
 
1 -1
Haha, used this 6 times, worked 4 times ;D
By: Cheese on 04 Aug 2010
 
 
1 -1
wow it actually works!
By: gj on 29 Aug 2010
 
 
1 -1
i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on 03 Jul 2008
 
1
 
2 -1
That's not what your mom said last nite
By: Horehay on 03 Dec 2011
 
 
1 -1
cant wait to try this one xD
By: john on 27 Dec 2007
 
 
2 -2

Add Comment:

Add What?:
Name:
Comment:

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.




© 2006-2016 GotLines.com - Pick Up Lines - Privacy Policy