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" Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "

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Whoops I guess your phone will never work from now on. Such a tragedy (starts to cry and scream). Boy-(stupid girl that's the last time I hit on a blonde)
By: Kki on 10 Jul 2012
 
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I have Alzehimers too
By: aylool on 17 Nov 2013
 
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LOL my mind just blew because I saw u
By: Clarrissa on 12 Dec 2013
 
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oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on 22 Jan 2009
 
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O really ... Well that just means ur not speical enough !!!
By: nichcole on 30 Apr 2012
 
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Oh really? Cause I'm pretty sure that I didn't give it to you. ;P lol
By: Mikan-Sama!!! on 30 Jul 2012
 
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no, no it's just your face honey
By: lol on 19 Jan 2014
 
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Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
 
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There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on 07 Oct 2009
 
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I dont see the problem
By: Elle on 21 Jan 2013
 
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i don't think it will ever be fixed...and i am NOT gonna help fix it either
By: Anonomous on 06 Mar 2010
 
 
ill fix that my numbers 8008 (BOOB)
By: hello on 29 Nov 2010
 
 
@hello I can add to yours. 8008135 (BOOBIES) (do it on a calculator and backwards)
By: BOOBIES on 01 Dec 2010
 
 
and it looks like it will stay broken
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
 
 
Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on 20 Jul 2009
 
 
Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on 20 Jul 2009
 
 
Let me fix it with a hammer...*bang*...there all better
By: Joe on 28 Jun 2011
 
 
Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011
 
 
u dont know me so why should u have my no. unless u r working for phone directories or yellow pages
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012
 
 
reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on 27 Feb 2009
 
 
That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
 
 
Oh...I have to poop...bye...
By: Reality guy on 22 Jul 2010
 
 
I hope you bought the warranty.
By: Brittany :) on 17 Feb 2013
 
 
too bad 4 u i dnt hav a phone
By: hanna on 03 Jul 2011
 
 
Oh well my number is 1-800-YOU WISH!
By: jasmine on 23 Oct 2011
 
 
use that on someone else or just come back with a better one
By: littia on 25 Oct 2011
 
 
I really don't remember giving it to you, so it must work just fine.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
 
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Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on 23 Mar 2014
 
 
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oh that sucks.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
 
 
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I was also kki. So now I'm just saying please watch the cimorelli videos on YouTube and follow the girls on twitter. PPPPPPPLLLLEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - CimFamfan#1 Bella
By: Christina, Kathrine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren and Dani cimorelli fan on 10 Jul 2012
 
 
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well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on 08 Oct 2007
 
 
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oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on 24 Aug 2008
 
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on 09 Jan 2009
 
 
cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on 23 Oct 2008
 
 
crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on 01 Aug 2009
 
 

Comments:

aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on 09 Jan 2009
 
 
cant wait to try this one xD
By: john on 27 Dec 2007
 
 
iam usein that on at the mall
By: devildriver on 14 Mar 2008
 
 
Oh hell to the no # I don't even know you. No walk along now! If any body agrees with me say go Adlean.
By: Adlean on 23 Mar 2014
 
 
DUMB! thats pretty lameee.
By: :D on 17 Mar 2008
 
 
You might need to buy a new phone, since you screwed it up by searching up that pick-up line on google.
By: LolGurl on 28 Oct 2014
 
 
Haha, used this 6 times, worked 4 times ;D
By: Cheese on 04 Aug 2010
 
 
this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on 24 Jan 2009
 
 
i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on 03 Jul 2008
 
 
It's not Halloween so take off the mask
By: Sassychick112 on 03 Dec 2011
 
 
That's not what your mom said last nite
By: Horehay on 03 Dec 2011
 
 
ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on 26 Mar 2008
 
 
oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
 
what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on 03 Feb 2008
 
 
freaking brilliant
By: Ted on 07 Mar 2011
 
 
i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on 06 Feb 2008
 
 
Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on 11 Sep 2007
 
 
WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on 15 Apr 2008
 
 
i used that on a girl she gave me a kiss hahah
By: fuk on 09 Jun 2010
 
 
LOL
By: Max on 04 Oct 2007
 
 
BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on 19 Feb 2008
 
 
I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
 
I love those pick up lines! I have some 2 I want to add. Are you from tenninise case your the only 10 I see! How much dose a polar bear whigh?:)
By: Cheyenne simmons on 29 Jun 2013
 
 
this was great!!
By: MaGs on 23 Oct 2007
 
 
i LOVE this one!!
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
 
 
haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on 03 Nov 2007
 
 
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........that is a good one man i am on drugsss
By: jman on 17 Mar 2011
 
 
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By: loneskiomm on 08 Jun 2014
 
 
yall suck at roleplaying u_u like really? Yall sound like dumb fuxcken newbs. well toodles -the one and only Roza
By: amber on 12 Oct 2011
 
 
this is not that bad
By: swagmaster on 09 Sep 2012
 
 
What I would do if a guy asked me that: "Oh here let me fix that." *puts in ugly single friend's aunt's number* " Here you go". I did that to a guy. Now my friends aunt has to go to court for breaking into his house and watching him sleep. Gotta love that!! :D
By: Jessica on 24 Jun 2011
 
 
I love this one!
By: Hate on 27 Jun 2011
 
 
That was so funny lol i have already tried that on a girl and it worked!!!!!!!!
By: John Cena on 11 Mar 2010
 
 
Want my number then (sure takes out their phone) 417-555- oh SORRY YOU DON"T QUALIFY!!! :)
By: RaNdOm on 14 Oct 2011
 
 
This totally work on me its woo cute!!!!!!
By: gabby XD on 21 Feb 2012
 
 
I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011
 
 
I would totally find this great!! It would totally work on me! I've even tried it before :) It worked on my last 4 girlfriends.
By: Ian on 18 Oct 2011
 
 
That would totally work on me. I would just have to give the guy my number just cuz of the effort xDDD
By: Destiny on 18 Oct 2011
 
 
how shit are these chat up lines...jeez men can be so low
By: blob on 28 Mar 2010
 
 
I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011
 
 
I have another one i use: crap i think i lost it "what" my phone number, can i have yours??? this worked sooooo many times with me :))))
By: Em on 23 Oct 2011
 
 
wow it actually works!
By: gj on 29 Aug 2010
 
 
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