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" Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. "

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That's a problem you can't fix
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
There's going to be something wrong with your neck if you don't get out of here now.
By: Fisher on 07 Oct 2009
Nothing is wrong with your phone.
By: I ish a quarter on 20 Jul 2009
Oh then it works just fine!
By: Jenny the fish on 20 Jul 2009
reallly? here's my number: 415-GET-LOST
By: AD on 27 Feb 2009
Oh, there's something wrong with my vision... (What?) You're in it.
By: Langercan on 13 Feb 2009
oh really? maybe you can come over and i can help fix it
By: HMMM :D on 22 Jan 2009
oh...no one has ever been able to fix that
By: SillyGilly on 24 Aug 2008
oh that sucks.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
well then your going to have to take it to the garantee
By: Priscila on 08 Oct 2007

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crap, somethings wrong with my phone. ( oh really whats that?). There's really crap on it....you into that?
By: TOM ACE on 01 Aug 2009
Crap, Somethings wrong with my self esteem... (what?) if you reject me I will hang myself... I PROMISE YOU!
By: Jar Kelly on 09 Jan 2009
cani use your phone to find mine
By: nice on 23 Oct 2008

Comments:

oh there's nothing wrong there. I only give my number to people who don't have things wrong with their phone
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
I think this one's cute, but I like Langercan's comeback.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
this would be great for picking up a chick that worked at a phone store...
By: jaimers on 24 Jan 2009
aww cute but a bit childish lol
By: Lexie on 09 Jan 2009
i would probably give a guy my number for that.
By: RRM on 03 Jul 2008
WOW. hilarious. but too bad your numbers never gonna be in it!!!!!
By: shakalaka on 15 Apr 2008
ha ha I'm going to use this
By: Stacy on 26 Mar 2008
DUMB! thats pretty lameee.
By: :D on 17 Mar 2008
iam usein that on at the mall
By: devildriver on 13 Mar 2008
BRILLIANT!!!
By: Josh=Man on 19 Feb 2008
i liked this...it would work on me!
By: NICE on 05 Feb 2008
what guy would say that most of them ask for your phone and call there phone and say, " I lost my phone"
By: Manda H. on 03 Feb 2008
cant wait to try this one xD
By: john on 27 Dec 2007
haha its so cute
By: kelly ;P on 03 Nov 2007
this was great!!
By: MaGs on 23 Oct 2007
LOL
By: Max on 03 Oct 2007
Lol... i didnt think it would work... but i got a date from this line lol
By: Joel on 10 Sep 2007

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