Pick-Up Lines

thats so mean but i still love u
By: lulu on 18 Apr 2012

*Throws roses on floor and jumps on them* "You hate me now"
By: Jenny on 03 Jul 2011

Okay, got any scissors?
By: Stigma on 13 Apr 2011

Uhh, cute. But I do wish most of these roses were real.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

Okay victoria, horny much.
By: TastefulHatred13 on 19 Apr 2010

They are at a variety store when he does this and then she grabs some scissors and cuts them all in 1/2!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010

why is everyone so cynical and doing a thorough check if the roses are real or not? The main thing is 'he' gave her 12 roses and despite the last one being fake does not matter- it only meant that his love for her was undying.. Live a little guys, not every guy in the world is bastard
By: alex on 10 Sep 2009

okay well pick up a pair of scissors cut the roses, they're dead now. bye, bye.
By: victoria on 09 Apr 2009

Oh! I'll START loving you when all the roses die!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

You:hi.. Her:(have we met?).. You: remember.. last night when i dreamed of the perfect woman.
By: andy on 19 Dec 2008

Well, since 11 roses are fake, that would mean they were never alive, so they can be called dead. So once that one real rose dies, it's over!
By: Lulfayulxdp on 05 Nov 2008

(burn the rose) ok now u dont love me.
By: alan-michael on 01 Nov 2008

hi lovly
By: john on 10 May 2011

A boy gave a girl 12 roses, 1 real and 11 fake, and said "I'll love you till the plastic flower completely decays."
By: Edwin on 13 Feb 2011

he gave her 12 roses 11 real and one fake and said "i'll love you until the last rose dies"
By: dani babe! on 03 May 2010

I miss elementaryy , cause the onlyy thing we'd fight bout is if you didnt playy with me at recess .
By: Lyriq Yang on 30 Sep 2009

"A man gives a woman 12 roses; 11 real, 1 fake, and he says to her, "Sweetheart, my love for you will stop when the very last rose has died."
By: Love on 22 Aug 2009

A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when the last petal falls."
By: J on 04 Aug 2009

A boy gave a girl 11 real roses and 1 fake rose and told her, "I'll love you until the last one dies."
By: Ava on 22 Jul 2009

A boy gave a girl 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake, and said "I'll love you till the last one dies."
By: Andrea on 26 Feb 2008

a boy gives a girl 12 roses 1 fake and 11 real and he says to her "i will stop loving you after the last rose die"
By: jordan on 29 Nov 2007

That's not the real thing! the real story is that all are real except for one. Only the one is fake.
By: K on 08 May 2013

l think it should be more like 11 real roses & one was fake so she would be shocked at the end when it was the only one alive :$
By: Ryan on 19 Jan 2013

"she was there, but to love her is do die"
By: ALEX OZU on 02 Sep 2012

come on guys its kinda sweet you guys are a bit mean it is cute
By: nola on 29 Aug 2012

The guy will never stop loving the girl because fake rose won't die...
By: dudu on 04 Jul 2012

fake flowers don't die people, the quote is said wrong but its supposed to mean that he'll never stop loving her
By: Pug on 14 Jun 2012

fake flowers don't die people, the quote is said wrong but its supposed to mean that he'll never stop loving her
By: Pug on 14 Jun 2012

Awwwwh!!!! thts soooo cute!!!! i wish someone would do tht for me
By: animemoon on 07 May 2012

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how sweet
By: angie l on 19 Apr 2012

But the plastic one is inanimate so it cant die so wen the 11th one die he no longer loves u sorry chick!
By: awesomeness on 06 Apr 2012

its supposed to be 11 real and 1 fake.. bevause the last rose, which represents his undying love for her, will never fade..
By: sairra on 27 Feb 2012

If the fake rose and real rose , it desent matter.... Enjoy life with lots of real, and little bit fake:)
By: Tony.sebastian on 12 Feb 2012

Tommy you queer
By: Culo on 10 Feb 2012

mierda
By: Luis on 10 Feb 2012

So sweet she really want to love the girl for a long life or maybe forever hehe....
By: chriselda on 27 Jan 2012

So sweet she really want to love the girl for a long life or maybe forever hehe....
By: chriselda on 27 Jan 2012

So sweet she really want to love the girl for a long life or maybe forever hehe....
By: chriselda on 27 Jan 2012

So sweet she really want to love the girl for a long life or maybe forever hehe....
By: chriselda on 27 Jan 2012

Superb quote
By: Toukheer on 13 Jan 2012

its so amazing.. ♥♥
By: Frances on 26 Oct 2011

what nc pick up lines....
By: cherry ann on 30 Sep 2011

what nc pick up lines....
By: cherry ann on 30 Sep 2011

It doesnt even go that way it goes A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 1 fake, 12 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the rose die"
By: Thalia on 21 Sep 2011

i love it and thing its cute
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

Umm.. Victoria, a little.... I dunno, inappropriate, don't cha think? A nice little comment would do you better. Just to help with you f'ed ip life. Ok?
By: Amaya on 17 Jun 2011

Sooooo cheesy but I LOVE this quote anyway so stop hating!!!!!
By: Dori on 08 Jun 2011

Deff considering this for a girl I know only prob is she has a bf but im in love with her
By: Tommy on 26 May 2011

should it not be 11 real and 1 fake you dip sh!t
By: Hayley on 30 Apr 2011

“Think about it. There must be higher love. Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above. Without it, life is a wasted time. Look inside your heart. I’ll look inside mine.” -Anonymous
By: priyanka on 23 Apr 2011

okk dude good one
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

uhm how do yuh kno which is the last one??????
By: i just peed my pants on 15 Mar 2011

I thought you cut the roses to make sure they don't wither and die.
By: Beautiful22 on 27 Jan 2011

My friend is doing this, we're all telling him not to because it's the most ridiculous thing ever. My girlfriend made me promise I'd never do something this corny to her.
By: asdaedf on 22 Jan 2011

thats dumb becuz if he says "i will love u till da roses die" then after the real rose is dead he wouldnt love her no more
By: ms smileys on 20 Dec 2010

It's better to say " When the last petal falls " cause the fake is dead already
By: and on 16 Dec 2010

Oh i wanted to share something personal. I love 2 guys. Wilson n Akshay. D 2nd 1 is my bf and he loves me very much. And for my happiness he is telling me to go wid Wilson.
By: Simran on 11 Dec 2010

Oh i am more lucky. My bf gives me rose everyday. And they are all fake. The real one was on our first date.
By: Simran on 11 Dec 2010

the real saying goes like this: a boy gives a girl 10 roses 9 real and 1 fake. he says to her... i love you till the last rose dies
By: Kenzy on 04 Sep 2010

I think this is sooo Sweet. And guys, lay off I bet ur all just saying that cuz ur either heartier broken from ur least girlfriend or I'll nevr GET a girlfriend... Either it's still romantic no matter wat all u insensitive jerks say.
By: Aly on 04 Aug 2010

like that one!!
By: starlin on 28 Jul 2010

actually. the saying is a guy gives the girl 10 roses. 9 real. 1 fake. it makes more senseee
By: Mickey:] on 16 Jul 2010

this one's SOO sweet!! but its 11 real and 1 fake.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

This is Sssooooo sweet i mean if my boyfriend did this to me i would just melt plus, all the other girls would be Sssooooo jealous especially the single ones
By: lilfoster411 on 21 May 2010

im bored. if you wanna chat txt meh at 7174511848. only texts.
By: Colton on 12 May 2010

i just did this to mah gf before i even read this. lmao she thought it was the sweetest thing and she loved it. :)
By: Colton on 12 May 2010

your all so stupid. get a life
By: vcdtgj on 02 May 2010

alex im with you on that, its just a quote... he wanted to show her how he felt despite the fact that the rose is fake... it doesn't die on its own you must kill it to end it. So the quote is a quote... so people chill
By: Loran on 01 Feb 2010

its supposed to be 11 real 1 fake. how stupid would ir be if just one died? the girl would just be like WTF?
By: Ash Ketchum on 27 Dec 2009

what if there's a house fire and all the roses burn?
By: L on 05 Dec 2009

I think this is VERY romantic. i mean seriously, he gave her 12 roses. 11 REAL and 1 fake. that means 11 are GOING to die, but the 1 FAKE one will never. Hes telling her that He will love her forever, and that his love for her will never die. how more romantic can a guy get? seriouslyy if this was a true story, EVERY girl would want this boy as their boyfriend.
By: Regina on 28 Nov 2009

11 real and 1 fake - the other way is just stupid
By: amanda on 13 Nov 2009

okay ; the rose is fake meaning it will never and I repeat NEVER die which means he will NEVER stop loving her.
By: Elii on 09 Nov 2009

I love this... I wish a guy would actually do that... *off to make sure my bff's boyfriend does on sweetest day, not valentines day cuz valentines day is evil (it makes singles feel bad, how mean can you get?)*
By: LoveintheDarkness on 03 Nov 2009

its 11 real and one fake. duh
By: Lydia on 01 Nov 2009

CSDCV
By: MADY on 20 Sep 2009

i thought it was 11 real and one fake and if its fake it could be alive or dead it doesnt really matter
By: rudy on 26 Jun 2009

The real one IS 11 real and 1 fake ! There's no point in having 11 fake when they will all survive, the one last standing rose resembles the one true love, and when she looks upon it after years shell see his effort and love in this rose, while 11 ... that will be odd, it will mean that the real rose is more precious and since its mortal i dies. Real One: "He gave her twelve roses - eleven real and one fake and said to her: "I will love you 'till the last rose dies."
By: Shinzo on 15 Jun 2009

some of you have missed it....the fake roses are ment to look alive....so when ever the wilt and the pedals fall over that is when he will stop loving her.......
By: lovable on 02 Jun 2009

every girl wants someone to love them like that. God does.
By: Jesus freak on 05 May 2009

acually it goes "A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake, and he says to her " i will love you till the last rose dies
By: desi on 06 Apr 2009

thsi is so sweet i wish me bf would do that!!
By: emily on 27 Mar 2009

butt sex
By: special k on 04 Mar 2009

I love that one its like my favorite. if some one did that to me I would like melt!!!! for sure
By: ME on 24 Feb 2009

Cutest pickup line I've ever heard. You typed it wrong, but still very sweet!
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

Ugh... to the people who are insulting this get a life.
By: Tee on 13 Feb 2009

You people are all idiots. It's suppose to be something sweet and youre ruining it with your negativity. You don't deserve to feel real love.
By: Peanut on 04 Feb 2009

i love this line my brother did this with his gf and she loved it and it is a symbol that they love eachtoher no matter hoe cheesie it is i love this quote!!
By: maddie on 18 Jan 2009

why dont you just keep replace them and make them all real
By: wow on 01 Dec 2008

the person that wrote this is a dumb shit. 11 fake doesn't make any sense. its 11 real and 1 fake.
By: me on 05 Sep 2008

"I used this and ive had sex every night since! (oh, and Tom is gay! aha) I'M str9 btw ladies :P" pathetic, you really think anyone would believe that?
By: J on 25 Aug 2008

I used this and i've had sex every night since! (oh, and Tom is gay! aha) I'M str8 btw ladies :P
By: G on 14 May 2008

Id lovee him 4ever if he said sumthin like thiz 2 me. So cutee.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008

lol noob
By: s on 08 Jan 2008

should b 11 real and 1 fake but good idea
By: jordan on 29 Nov 2007