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By: big_dick on 27 Oct 2011

I better get me a library card .... cause I'll check u out !)
By: Victoria Boughton on 14 Oct 2011

Good thing for me, I'm already taken.
By: Nelly on 28 Jun 2011

well, take me home and crack me open
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010

Good! You should also check out pick-up lines for dummies!
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

Too bad you're not the type who reads.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

sorry, i'm already on hold :)
By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008

Sorry...i'm already reserved!
By: Emily on 08 Dec 2008

its a good thing i have my cellphone so i can get the police on your ass !
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

Its a good thing you have your library card. Why? Because a loser like you aint doing nothing but reading, aint no way youre getting a date.
By: whitney on 27 Feb 2008

I Got my Libary Car And I'm Checkin you Out! - Joe Jonas
By: Smilez on 15 Oct 2008

Better take out my library card, cause I'm checking you out!
By: miles on 26 Apr 2008

"Off to get a library card so I can check you out."
By: Bethany on 03 Feb 2008

tea bag
By: bendejo on 01 Sep 2011

ok nice i can use this
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

nice one dude.....i am on weed man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

**RAWR!! **
By: sophie on 21 Aug 2009

oh looks like ur Card expired
By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009

dude...joe jonas did this line...like Smilez said..its getting kinda old...but its funny wen joe does it....only when joe does it....when other people do it its like 'meh'
By: reese on 23 Apr 2009

Ive got my library card and im checkin you out!!!!!
By: lizzie on 06 Dec 2008