" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "

Library Pick Up Lines

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nice one dude.....i am on weed man

By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

oh looks like ur Card expired

By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009

**RAWR!! **

By: sophie on 21 Aug 2009

dude...joe jonas did this line...like Smilez said..its getting kinda old...but its funny wen joe does it....only when joe does it....when other people do it its like 'meh'

By: reese on 23 Apr 2009

Boobs

By: Vegina on 12 Jun 2012

Are you a school? Cause I want to shoot kids in you.

By: jbatley on 19 Oct 2017

Ive got my library card and im checkin you out!!!!!

By: lizzie on 06 Dec 2008

Um, yeah I actually have a penis.....

By: Alex on 20 Mar 2012

tea bag

By: bendejo on 01 Sep 2011

ok nice i can use this

By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

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It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

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