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" It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! "


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Did you just fart, cuz you just blew me away
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Too bad you're not the type who reads.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
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Sorry, we currently don't have the title you're looking for. You may be on the waiting list for a while.
By: Brittany :) on 17 Feb 2013
 
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Did you fall in suger because you look sweet
By: Beau on 09 Mar 2015
 
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I better get me a library card .... cause I'll check u out !)
By: Victoria Boughton on 14 Oct 2011
 
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did you strike out l? cuz you're so outta here
By: ishylluminate on 05 Apr 2014
 
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sorry, i'm already on hold :)
By: azngirl :) on 29 Dec 2008
 
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Sorry...i'm already reserved!
By: Emily on 08 Dec 2008
 
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I'm just glad your card is expired
By: Abadon on 18 Feb 2016
 
 
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By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
 
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well, take me home and crack me open
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010
 
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Good thing for me, I'm already taken.
By: Nelly on 28 Jun 2011
 
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its a good thing i have my cellphone so i can get the police on your ass !
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008
 
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Its a good thing you have your library card. Why? Because a loser like you aint doing nothing but reading, aint no way youre getting a date.
By: whitney on 27 Feb 2008
 
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"Off to get a library card so I can check you out."
By: Bethany on 03 Feb 2008
 
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Better take out my library card, cause I'm checking you out!
By: miles on 26 Apr 2008
 
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I Got my Libary Car And I'm Checkin you Out! - Joe Jonas
By: Smilez on 15 Oct 2008
 
 
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nice one dude.....i am on weed man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
 
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**RAWR!! **
By: sophie on 21 Aug 2009
 
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oh looks like ur Card expired
By: Mike on 16 Jun 2009
 
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dude...joe jonas did this line...like Smilez said..its getting kinda old...but its funny wen joe does it....only when joe does it....when other people do it its like 'meh'
By: reese on 23 Apr 2009
 
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Are you a school? Cause I want to shoot kids in you.
By: jbatley on 19 Oct 2017
 
 
Ive got my library card and im checkin you out!!!!!
By: lizzie on 06 Dec 2008
 
 
Um, yeah I actually have a penis.....
By: Alex on 20 Mar 2012
 
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tea bag
By: bendejo on 01 Sep 2011
 
 
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ok nice i can use this
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
 
 
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Boobs
By: Vegina on 12 Jun 2012
 
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