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" If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. "

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what the fuck did you just say?!
By: whythankyou on 03 Nov 2008
U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 19 Mar 2008
yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
By: Killa on 13 Mar 2008

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iwould kick santas ass
By: marcky on 17 Sep 2008
im sorri to tell u this but santa int real n i wunt tke veri well to bein shuvd in a bag!!!
By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008
Thaz kinda creepy. Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008

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