And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates
By: Danicos on 23 May 2011
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U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 20 Mar 2008
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lemme think.... what would i do with a sack that has a a person in it
By: abby<3 on 28 Aug 2011
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I do remember a fat guy stuffing me in a bag. It wasn't Santa....
By: Ajhappyfeet on 17 Mar 2015
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Wow! That'd make a strange newspaper headline: SANTA KIDNAPS GIRL
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011
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yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
By: Killa on 14 Mar 2008
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Im JEWISH!!
By: Kayla Beam on 09 Jul 2012
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If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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And if a man with a chainsaw and a hockey breaks into your house in the middle of the night, don't worry! I told him I wanted you dead body for my birthday.
By: Hey on 27 Sep 2017
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So...you don't mind if I get suffocated to death in a dark, brown bag with toys?
By: Ajhappyfeet on 17 Mar 2015
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Did it hurt? What? When you Fell From Heven like a gift from above.. =)
By: Ruben :D on 20 Oct 2011
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s there a bow??? :P
By: A*W*E*S*O*M*E*N*E*S*S on 04 Mar 2015
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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
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I'm fat and I no it
By: Bob on 24 Dec 2012
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If a fat man wraps you in wrapping paper tonight, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas :)
Better, ehh?
By: Yeeee on 21 Aug 2011
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Get in a bag so i can rape you.
By: ieatu on 06 Apr 2009
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R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!!
hahahahahlol hahaLMAO!
By: Silly Goose on 17 May 2009
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The next day Police officer: What did he do to you Girl: He showed me he"s huge sack
By: Danny on 31 Dec 2012
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thats is actually kinda funny put need more joke ups lmaoo x
By: lydia on 28 Jun 2011
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LOL! ^__^= NOTE TO SANTA= deer santa for cristmas i would like my friends to be wrapped in paper put in a sack and put under my tree! :D NEST DAY OF CHRISTMAS HEADLINE OF NEWSPAPER= Santa kidnaps little girls! XD
By: NAMELESS XD on 29 Nov 2013
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WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????
By: Harlot me on 05 Aug 2009
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if you ever got mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, that would suck .... because I think ur kinds cute!
By: coltin on 10 Mar 2013
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(person1)-are u made out of sugar?
(person2)-why?
(person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on 27 Dec 2011
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HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
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iwould kick santas ass
By: marcky on 18 Sep 2008
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Funny!
By: Epic on 09 Dec 2014
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dats a lil creepy but ok
By: loolaoal on 13 Nov 2017
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HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.
By: Boo. on 27 May 2009
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Thaz kinda creepy.
Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008
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Am I the only one who thinks this is sorta creepy?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
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damn i did it too many times oops
By: Marvichesanti on 05 Feb 2009
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LOL!!!!
By: jack on 14 Sep 2011
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Your like my big toe i bang you on everything
By: Deandre Rosario on 24 Oct 2013
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Demo the long awaited Diablo 3
By: woojerloorent on 27 Sep 2011
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yeah right
By: jp on 12 Jun 2014
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right
By: jp on 12 Jun 2014
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im sorri to tell u this but santa int real n i wunt tke veri well to bein shuvd in a bag!!!
By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008
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that is so hot and totally like sexy i would totally like tell santa to take care of him too
By: Marvichesanti on 05 Feb 2009
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this one is sooo funny... but i think the fave one is... "is ur dad a terrerest or something... couse your like the bomb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
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