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" If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. "

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Wow! That'd make a strange newspaper headline: SANTA KIDNAPS GIRL
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011
Did it hurt? What? When you Fell From Heven like a gift from above.. =)
By: Ruben :D on 19 Oct 2011
lemme think.... what would i do with a sack that has a a person in it
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011
And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates
By: Danicos on 22 May 2011
You should ask Santa for a bodybag too.
By: Mimi on 07 Nov 2009
If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 19 Mar 2008
yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
By: Killa on 13 Mar 2008

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If a fat man wraps you in wrapping paper tonight, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas :) Better, ehh?
By: Yeeee on 21 Aug 2011
Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!! hahahahahlol hahaLMAO!
By: Silly Goose on 16 May 2009
Get in a bag so i can rape you.
By: ieatu on 06 Apr 2009

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o damn fuck that Dear santa i want all the girls on ur naughty list!!! :D
By: kylebradyfootball8 on 14 Jan 2012
(person1)-are u made out of sugar? (person2)-why? (person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on 26 Dec 2011
(person1)-are u made out of sugar? (person2)-why? (person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on 26 Dec 2011
(person1)-are u made out of sugar? (person2)-why? (person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on 26 Dec 2011
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By: woojerloorent on 26 Sep 2011
LOL!!!!
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By: rGliguilm on 27 Jul 2011
thats is actually kinda funny put need more joke ups lmaoo x
By: lydia on 28 Jun 2011
Am I the only one who thinks this is sorta creepy?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????
By: Harlot me on 05 Aug 2009
HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.
By: Boo. on 26 May 2009
damn i did it too many times oops
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009
that is so hot and totally like sexy i would totally like tell santa to take care of him too
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009
iwould kick santas ass
By: marcky on 17 Sep 2008
im sorri to tell u this but santa int real n i wunt tke veri well to bein shuvd in a bag!!!
By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008
Thaz kinda creepy. Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008

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