Pick-Up Lines

Im JEWISH!!
By: Kayla Beam on 09 Jul 2012

Wow! That'd make a strange newspaper headline: SANTA KIDNAPS GIRL
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011

Did it hurt? What? When you Fell From Heven like a gift from above.. =)
By: Ruben :D on 19 Oct 2011

lemme think.... what would i do with a sack that has a a person in it
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

And if Death comes and takes your soul, don't worry, i told him i wanted it for halloween so we can be mates
By: Danicos on 22 May 2011

You should ask Santa for a bodybag too.
By: Mimi on 07 Nov 2009

If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009

U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 19 Mar 2008

yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
By: Killa on 13 Mar 2008

I'm fat and I no it
By: Bob on 24 Dec 2012

If a fat man wraps you in wrapping paper tonight, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas :) Better, ehh?
By: Yeeee on 21 Aug 2011

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009

R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!! hahahahahlol hahaLMAO!
By: Silly Goose on 16 May 2009

Get in a bag so i can rape you.
By: ieatu on 06 Apr 2009

if you ever got mauled by a bear with chainsaw hands, that would suck .... because I think ur kinds cute!
By: coltin on 09 Mar 2013

The next day Police officer: What did he do to you Girl: He showed me he"s huge sack
By: Danny on 31 Dec 2012

fuck u I m calling police coz u just blowed ur kinapping plan up
By: xxx on 02 Jun 2012

(person1)-are u made out of sugar? (person2)-why? (person2)-because your so SWEET!!!
By: Andree 18 years old on 26 Dec 2011

Diablo 3 Demo the long awaited Diablo 3
By: woojerloorent on 26 Sep 2011

LOL!!!!
By: jack on 14 Sep 2011

this one is sooo funny... but i think the fave one is... "is ur dad a terrerest or something... couse your like the bomb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :)
By: :) :D on 21 Aug 2011

thats is actually kinda funny put need more joke ups lmaoo x
By: lydia on 28 Jun 2011

Am I the only one who thinks this is sorta creepy?
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????
By: Harlot me on 05 Aug 2009

HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.
By: Boo. on 26 May 2009

damn i did it too many times oops
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009

that is so hot and totally like sexy i would totally like tell santa to take care of him too
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009

iwould kick santas ass
By: marcky on 17 Sep 2008

im sorri to tell u this but santa int real n i wunt tke veri well to bein shuvd in a bag!!!
By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008

Thaz kinda creepy. Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008