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" If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. "

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You should ask Santa for a bodybag too.
By: Mimi on 07 Nov 2009
If a fat man puts YOU in a bag tonight, he wants you
By: Psychedellicereal on 31 Mar 2009
U don't b worried if he comes and beats u up, bc thats what i wanted
By: C*R*A*Z*Y on 19 Mar 2008
yo dont be surprised if the cops come by i usually arrest pettifiles
By: Killa on 13 Mar 2008

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Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
By: Emilyy on 30 Jul 2009
R-A-P-E GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF ME!!! hahahahahlol hahaLMAO!
By: Silly Goose on 16 May 2009
Get in a bag so i can rape you.
By: ieatu on 06 Apr 2009

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HAHAHA!! this one's soo funny. i put it as my status on facebook..51 people liked it. :D
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
WTF SANTA ISNT REAL!?!?!?!?!?! OH SHIT WHO I HAVE I BEEN F*CKING THEN????
By: Harlot me on 05 Aug 2009
HAHAHAH!!! I gave a card to my ex that said that.
By: Boo. on 26 May 2009
damn i did it too many times oops
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009
that is so hot and totally like sexy i would totally like tell santa to take care of him too
By: Marvichesanti on 04 Feb 2009
iwould kick santas ass
By: marcky on 17 Sep 2008
im sorri to tell u this but santa int real n i wunt tke veri well to bein shuvd in a bag!!!
By: Adalma on 25 Jun 2008
Thaz kinda creepy. Id cry.
By: Lyssa Renae on 18 Jan 2008

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