Pick-Up Lines

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By: Herobrine on 24 May 2013

baby did u fart because u blew me away
By: kitty on 18 Jan 2013

If space was a place that is where I would be.
By: Ali on 26 Jun 2012

Awww! That's so sweet, thank you! YOUR eyes are browner than mud.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010

then drown.
By: person63 on 30 Oct 2009

You think you can do the same on land?
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

are you sure its not your reflection because it looks like shit to me
By: sarah on 01 Feb 2009

my eyes are hazle you idiot guess you need t go back to kindergarden and learn your colors
By: fay on 13 Jan 2009

You make me SEA sick!
By: Rissa on 17 Aug 2008

Your eyes are as brown as shit,,,and baby,,,,your breath smells like it as well.
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

i hope you drown
By: sam on 23 Feb 2008

well baby ill save u dont worry about that
By: ashley on 17 Jan 2008

If I had a star for how many times that I thought of you, I would have a stary sky forever!!!:)
By: Ali on 26 Jun 2012

Who is that beautiful girl in the mirror?oh that's just me!
By: Ali on 26 Jun 2012

it seems as though someone took some stars from the sky, and gave them to you to wear in your eyes.
By: brandon on 18 May 2008

I see you are going down for the third and last time, gulp!
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013

that awkward moment when her eyes are brown...
By: Gyrojet_girl on 11 Aug 2012

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By: Kninfeniuro on 19 Sep 2011

no, comment
By: BLECK on 21 Jun 2011

*sigh* I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be a humorous pick up line, not a real one -.-
By: tael92 on 17 Apr 2011

Thats a line that cant be used on any other girl other than a white girl with blue eyes.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009

i think your pick up lines would not work on a stray dog that wanted to bit my cock
By: Mclovin on 06 May 2009

nice
By: matt on 13 Jan 2008