Pick-Up Lines

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By: mkdvfu on 16 Jan 2013

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By: nxvfeh on 13 Jan 2013

why don't you go find a unicorn to go with the rainbow; and then you can come back :D
By: :D on 02 Oct 2012

The only reason I play baseball, is to run home so i can see you
By: Baseball on 20 May 2011

nice one man...........i am on weed
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

you must have mistaken my gender. I'm a girl, and guys who like rainbows are more than likely gay.
By: churro on 02 Dec 2010

I have a gun in my pocket. Wanna eat lead?
By: Niss on 10 Aug 2009

Only if you wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the canter of my tootsie pop.
By: Amelia on 01 Jun 2009

not really cause im allergic to skittles and ugly guys like you!:) *sneezes,coughs*
By: leave_me_alone_stalker on 13 Jan 2009

Sure but you don't have any skittles I guess I'll just have to chew your mouth without them
By: Nun uh ur business on 28 Nov 2008

wanna taste some blood? cause thats wats gonna happen when my fist hits ur mouth
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008

dude, if you're into rainbows than I am the wrong gender for you.
By: linds on 04 Jun 2008

I dont want a rainbow, I want the pot of gold at the end.
By: Some one on 21 Feb 2008

Who wants to live forever
By: Apellmewgeomi on 18 May 2013

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By: felicja2269 on 11 May 2013

This actually worked for my friend Bradley.
By: Alex on 28 Jan 2013

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By: bongdenu on 20 Oct 2012

my name is katie and i want a cute boy for my birthday!! :)
By: katieluv978 on 19 Oct 2012

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By: www.forexbroker.info on 05 Sep 2012

No thanks, I'll go to the grocery store and buy my own Skittles. Don't want germs. D:
By: Ashley on 12 Apr 2012

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By: David Cobbs on 28 Oct 2011

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By: sdfsdkkiiw on 15 Oct 2011

um stupid people these days yaaaaa(under comebacks)!?!? Cool, stfu. Rainbow/Baseball ones are good though!
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By: aerolluttove on 10 Jul 2011

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By: jman on 16 Mar 2011

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By: Sleehoodo on 02 Feb 2011

Hilarious. Some weird boy came up to me and said that, and i kicked him in his others "Skittles"
By: Krystina on 31 Mar 2010

LOL some guy tried this on me today and m friend said i should say "Ive got some aswell want to make ahuge rainbow" Soooo funnnyyyy =D
By: jadee on 10 Feb 2010

Haha this is funny, I like it =]
By: Ali Baba on 23 Jul 2009

I have shit in my shoes...Wanna taste ass?
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009

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By: Serafina on 08 Jan 2009

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By: maxkitten on 22 Oct 2008

Ive got skittles in my pants, wanna taste the rainbow?
By: Krazed1 on 31 Jul 2008

cute...
By: who? on 23 Jan 2008

this works... REAL well.
By: maureen on 19 Jan 2008