Pick-Up Lines

and you my friend, are such a Mcfibber!
By: Nikki NIk on 13 Dec 2011

Oh wow! Did ya get that one from a McDonalds ketchup packet?!
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011

yeah, and you'd be McUgly
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011

yeah, win a girl's heart my comparing her to fast-food
By: chelsea on 25 Nov 2009

you should know because your used to having meat between your buns.
By: cinsay on 22 Sep 2009

and you'd be two fries
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

You'd be a McRidiculous.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

that's so sweet too bad you wouldn't be able to eat me but by the sounds of it your already full of crap, probly couldn't fit anymore in there.
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008

you could be the be the best mcdonalds going and i stil wouldnt touch you
By: d on 18 Nov 2008

r u calling me fat
By: Samir on 31 Oct 2008

your that hungry (if hes fat
By: mn/nkl on 03 Jul 2008

yea and ud be mcstupid
By: darcie on 12 Jun 2008

Too bad I'm a vegetarian..
By: Andrea on 26 Feb 2008

Yeah, and you'd be a quarter pounder. (if he's skinny)
By: Skquacku on 26 Jan 2008

[can I help you?] Yes, umm I would like a mcdouble with your ass on the side. Could I get that to go too? I like eating out.
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

I would like to nibble on your burgers
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

Say you mcpounded his moms ass last night
By: Your daddy on 07 Feb 2011

Ur all Mcassholes
By: Matt on 18 Oct 2010

McCheesy.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010

aaha and you wuld defently be a double mcugly
By: tony and deb on 27 May 2010

there is this kid named aiden thats in my class and he keeps on making meen come backs at me and i need a super good comeback to get him.
By: brenden liscum on 01 Apr 2009

lol thats the shit
By: jojoj on 25 Apr 2008