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" If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. "

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and you my friend, are such a Mcfibber!
By: Nikki NIk on 13 Dec 2011
Oh wow! Did ya get that one from a McDonalds ketchup packet?!
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011
yeah, and you'd be McUgly
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
yeah, win a girl's heart my comparing her to fast-food
By: chelsea on 25 Nov 2009
you should know because your used to having meat between your buns.
By: cinsay on 22 Sep 2009
and you'd be two fries
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
You'd be a McRidiculous.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
that's so sweet too bad you wouldn't be able to eat me but by the sounds of it your already full of crap, probly couldn't fit anymore in there.
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008
you could be the be the best mcdonalds going and i stil wouldnt touch you
By: d on 18 Nov 2008
r u calling me fat
By: Samir on 31 Oct 2008
your that hungry (if hes fat
By: mn/nkl on 03 Jul 2008
yea and ud be mcstupid
By: darcie on 12 Jun 2008
Too bad I'm a vegetarian..
By: Andrea on 26 Feb 2008
Yeah, and you'd be a quarter pounder. (if he's skinny)
By: Skquacku on 26 Jan 2008

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[can I help you?] Yes, umm I would like a mcdouble with your ass on the side. Could I get that to go too? I like eating out.
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
I would like to nibble on your burgers
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011

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Say you mcpounded his moms ass last night
By: Your daddy on 07 Feb 2011
Ur all Mcassholes
By: Matt on 18 Oct 2010
McCheesy.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
aaha and you wuld defently be a double mcugly
By: tony and deb on 27 May 2010
there is this kid named aiden thats in my class and he keeps on making meen come backs at me and i need a super good comeback to get him.
By: brenden liscum on 01 Apr 2009
lol thats the shit
By: jojoj on 25 Apr 2008

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