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" If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. "


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r u calling me fat
By: Samir on 31 Oct 2008
 
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Too bad I'm a vegetarian..
By: Andrea on 26 Feb 2008
 
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you should know because your used to having meat between your buns.
By: cinsay on 22 Sep 2009
 
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Oh wow! Did ya get that one from a McDonalds ketchup packet?!
By: Regan on 28 Nov 2011
 
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and you my friend, are such a Mcfibber!
By: Nikki NIk on 13 Dec 2011
 
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and you'd be two fries
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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you could be the be the best mcdonalds going and i stil wouldnt touch you
By: d on 18 Nov 2008
 
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Was that a fat joke
By: Elle on 21 Jan 2013
 
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You'd be a McRidiculous.
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
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do you work at mcdonalds cuz im lovin it ?
By: jaske on 23 May 2012
 
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Really wow of all men it just happened to be mr Ronald McDonald
By: the Heartbreaker on 29 Nov 2015
 
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yea and ud be mcstupid
By: darcie on 13 Jun 2008
 
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your that hungry (if hes fat
By: mn/nkl on 04 Jul 2008
 
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Yeah, and you'd be a quarter pounder. (if he's skinny)
By: Skquacku on 26 Jan 2008
 
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So... I make people fat?
By: Some Guy on 06 Dec 2014
 
 
yeah, and you'd be McUgly
By: smalls on 13 Oct 2011
 
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Yep 305 Calories
By: Fred Figglehorn on 01 Dec 2012
 
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yeah, win a girl's heart my comparing her to fast-food
By: chelsea on 25 Nov 2009
 
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that's so sweet too bad you wouldn't be able to eat me but by the sounds of it your already full of crap, probly couldn't fit anymore in there.
By: lynnette on 03 Dec 2008
 
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McSexy
By: buttface mcchease on 17 Dec 2012
 
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I would like to nibble on your burgers
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
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And let me guess u will bee the mcbitching at me cuz your the mcugly
By: marine on 13 Jun 2012
 
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[can I help you?] Yes, umm I would like a mcdouble with your ass on the side. Could I get that to go too? I like eating out.
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
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McCheesy.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
 
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Apart from its easiness, it can also bring fun and excitement to someone's life. If you are playing a football, then you need to have right gear in order to make sure that you can do better in this sport. Son Of Mars
By: SKESCARIE on 08 Sep 2012
 
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If you were a fish sandwich you would be called Fish McFail. :)
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
 
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Do you work at McDonal's? Cause you're hot and I'm lovin' it (;
By: Audrey on 23 Aug 2014
 
 
Ur all Mcassholes
By: Matt on 18 Oct 2010
 
 
there is this kid named aiden thats in my class and he keeps on making meen come backs at me and i need a super good comeback to get him.
By: brenden liscum on 02 Apr 2009
 
 
lol thats the shit
By: jojoj on 25 Apr 2008
 
 
I want to kill myself now
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
 
 
Seriously?! NAME ME AFTER A FATTY FOOD?! Not cool...
By: DatLoverGirl on 13 Oct 2012
 
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Say you mcpounded his moms ass last night
By: Your daddy on 07 Feb 2011
 
 
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aaha and you wuld defently be a double mcugly
By: tony and deb on 27 May 2010
 
 
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Dont fight.. You can be burger king and i can be McDonalds, you can have it your way, and I'll be lovin it!
By: Willy on 24 Jan 2014
 
 
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