are you a flappy bird , cause ill tap you all night
By: skems on 22 Sep 2014
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Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you.
By: Blink on 04 Oct 2012
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i don't do falling ,somehow it looks painful
By: ishylluminate on 05 Apr 2014
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Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9
By: liam garvey on 27 Apr 2015
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i like boobs in my eye sockets
By: yumm on 19 Feb 2008
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Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow.
By: Bulltdhgf on 26 Nov 2012
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you
By: Samantha Jung🎀💕 on 27 Aug 2014
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the word of the day is "legs"
let's go to the beach and spread the word
By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016
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Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot!
By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016
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Nah, pretty sure dying, being horribly mangled, or being seriously injured are all way better options than falling in love with you.
By: Alli on 02 Jul 2011
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roses are red violets are blue you are my boyfreind and i love you!!! but...
the roses are willing the violets are dead ive heard youve been cheating i will chop off your head
By: emelie on 09 Nov 2017
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you:would you have sex with strangers?
girl:no why?
you: than allow mw to introduce myself...
By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016
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y'know baby if u were a car door, id slam on you all night!
By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016
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Are you wearing a space suit? cuz' you look outta this world!
By: kitloin on 09 Apr 2016
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How about you stand on a bridge and Fall for me?
By: ComebackKidd on 02 Aug 2010
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And the best way to make your ass leave is if I kick it. And it's free!
By: Pooplol on 22 Aug 2016
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Did you mean I'll fall In love, with the guy right next to you. Oh wait there is nobody (I'm Hella Over your Face It looks like Ass)
By: anniex on 28 Apr 2018
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I don't really think anybody likes falling though...
By: wafocka on 25 Mar 2015
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The only place i would fall for you would be in your wildest dream or my wildest nightmare
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013
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Sorry, I think I'll stick with the cliff!
By: keeping the burn unit in buisness on 28 Apr 2015
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Nah, we all know the best way to fall is off a cliff.
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on 10 Aug 2021
I rather fall and break my ankle
By: no on 22 Sep 2021
I know im not stupid, but you definitely are.
By: Galvinio20 on 02 Jun 2018
1-1
I would rather fall out of the tree...
By: clocks on 05 Dec 2012
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sorry but i'm afraid of heights.
By: :D on 03 Oct 2012
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You're gonna fall from a 10 story building if you don't shut up!
By: Cucubird on 07 Oct 2009
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actually falling from a really high tree can be great fun; u really should try it!
By: pandazzz on 13 Nov 2008
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but anyway, you'll at least break a bone. And I hope that happens!
By: random_person on 10 Jul 2013
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but i never fell from the sky or a tree
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
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what you you talking about
By: cat on 23 Dec 2012
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if i fell from the sky and you cught me i would kill myself
By: poopy24 on 24 Sep 2012
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ouch. falling hurts though *grimaces*
By: anonymous on 23 Mar 2015
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Your like the type 2 diabetic coma to my Mcdonalds
By: yomomma on 07 Apr 2015
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I hope that fall involves a noose.
By: SEXY DEBRA on 19 Jan 2015
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Thanks.. to all of you.!
By: Abel Angel Rojas Ablang on 21 Feb 2009
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most people here are such aassholes trying to be funny but there not, lets see you do better with a pickup line
By: piece maker on 26 Jul 2013
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Cats are baeuffy
By: Ricardo Sanchez(Juan's Brother) on 23 Nov 2015
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...... *slap*
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
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were you talking to me cuz last time i checked you to dang ugly for me
By: someone on 06 Oct 2010
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COOL YOU HAVE A MANY
By: JHONNA on 04 Sep 2012
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Piecemaker, guys shouldn't need to use idiotic pick up lines in the first place. I have never dated a guy that used one of these, but I do find them funny. It's much sweeter to hear something original from him that is more in the line of starting a conversation.
By: Arabella on 06 Oct 2013
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I jizzed in my pants
By: Rufio on 06 May 2013
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what happen to the mirror its cracked girl:u looked at it
By: yuneedtoknow on 09 Sep 2011
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Hey Dr. Suess, I have an idea Why don't you fall in a box of diarrhea!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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If I were to rate u from a 1 to a 10 I would rate u a 9 and I would be the 1 u need
By: tehbsnq on 22 Jul 2015
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You can fall from the sky, or off of a tree, but the only one that won't hurt you, is falling for me
By: HispanicAtTheDisco on 11 Apr 2015
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Are U from Ireland? Because my penis is Doublin
By: Your Mother on 30 Oct 2011
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is to make ur D fall in me
By: BitchOnDrugs on 22 Dec 2016
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narra and mahogany trees.
narra: kahoy ka ba?
mahogany: bakit?
narra: mahogany ka, narra ko diri.
By: ranilo on 03 Aug 2012
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Are you made of LEGOs? Because yo brix puttin togetheh & belchfartehs!
By: Yo on 29 Nov 2014
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you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree.. but the best way to fall is into my kitty. meeeeeeeOWCH.
By: 2vewyfuhnppl on 09 Sep 2013
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree but the best to fall is into my bed or on ur knees
By: sk8ordieniggas on 10 Mar 2008
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narra and mahogany trees.
narra: kahoy ka ba?
mahogany: bakit?
narra: mahogany ka, narra ko diri.
By: ranilo on 03 Aug 2012
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" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
By: sonal kamal on 27 May 2012
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Roses are red,Violets are blue, There is no better place than to be here with you.
By: FluffyBoy on 20 Mar 2013
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You must be from McDonald's because I'm lovin it!
By: Zackotack on 03 Sep 2015
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do you have band-aid cause i scraped my knee falling for u
By: Allie on 16 Apr 2015
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Roses are Red, The Sun is Gold
Now get on your knees and do what your told.
By: BigSlixter on 22 Nov 2013
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i like pudding
By: you mom on 24 Mar 2012
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I'm the one to dry your tears
And chase away all your fears
I'm the one to kiss you goodnight
And hold you till the morning light
Lost and lonely without a clue
That all changed when I met you
By: Unknown on 13 Feb 2016
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You may fall from the sky
You may fall from a tree
But the best way to fall...
Is in love with dean.
By: Castiel on 09 Mar 2014
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these suck.
By: your mom on 17 Aug 2011
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this is great, let me try this out.
By: j-mann on 05 Apr 2010
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i love it....just think if someone randomly said it to you.....or me......i would be all like nawwwwww your so sweet...... i can see myself with you!!!!
By: giggles on 12 Mar 2012
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are you an angle because look like you fell from heaven!!
By: hot stuff on 17 Jun 2012
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so cute, i wish my boyfriend would say that to me so i could go all shy around him and say stuff back like awww u r sooo dang cute... i love u!
By: kyra on 20 Apr 2011
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More Pick Up Lines!
By: Kevin on 15 Nov 2011
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Every one get down because you are smoking HOT!!!
By: Charleigh Carter on 08 May 2017
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here let me tie ur shoe lace so u wont fall to anyone else
By: rhoda mae on 19 Oct 2012
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somebody shoot me, that was waaaaayyy too sappy
By: wolf on 24 Jan 2008
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I must be a popsicle because you so hot you make me drip.
By: Joebob on 02 Jun 2015
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Give it your all but just fall. :)
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013
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aww...i think its cute
By: banana27 on 20 Oct 2008
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Would you be there to catch me
By: Bubbles on 10 Dec 2012
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Awwwwwwwwww
By: Meowface on 31 Oct 2008
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wow thats gold i wood of never thought of that nice one
By: michael jackson on 23 Jul 2011
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lol
By: moo on 14 Sep 2015
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OMG WOW I LOVE THAT!!! thats what imma put on my valentines card!!! :D
By: unknown on 20 Nov 2011
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Aww i love pickup lines. the original one was the best, and would probably work the best
By: Alexis_Cyrus on 30 Jan 2009
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If you were a blow dryer i would want you to blow me!
By: jj on 24 Sep 2013
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I must be a popsicle because you so hot you make me drip.
By: Joebob on 02 Jun 2015
1
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its cool anyone know anymore
By: matt on 06 Aug 2012
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Is there an air port around here, because my heart is taking off.
By: Larry on 29 Sep 2016
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wow thats funny
By: really on 23 May 2012
1
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Aww sweet!
By: Blake on 06 Sep 2012
1
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Do you have a map because I seem to be getting lost in your eyes
By: HHEH on 22 Jan 2016
1
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awwww..that's SOO sweet!! i love it.
By: Jill? on 09 Jul 2010
Good one
By: Yo on 31 Jan 2012
1
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desinite on your bed and nees
By: frank on 18 Sep 2008
awesome i used it and every one said 'ur awesome how u do that?' this is awesome
By: jackie on 04 Feb 2012
my boyfriend thought this was to long but i love it
By: babycakes101 on 11 Mar 2018
will this work need it for my ex girlfriend
By: hotty boy on 27 Apr 2013
2
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Best way to fall, is in fall
By: ipv69 on 13 Mar 2023
I think who ever made this up is so sweet
By: Victoria on 14 Oct 2011
awwwwwwwwwww blesssss :)
By: J'D nn Em :) on 14 Oct 2011
it sounds like doctor suess wrote it
By: hi on 20 Jul 2017
miguel plus lupe sitting on a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes love then comes marriage then comes lupe with the baby carriage. and Eraclio is fire
By: tumaenbikini on 17 Feb 2016
THTS HOT
By: hotty on 16 Oct 2008
1
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astig! ^________^
By: spencer on 28 Sep 2012
1
1
that suck
By: melissa on 02 Nov 2011
1-1
gun u?
why?
because so very bang!!!....
By: jane valerie damiles on 21 Jun 2012
1-1
baril kaba??
bakit??
kasi ang lakas ng putok mo eh!!!......
By: beauty on 21 Jun 2012
1-1
you JERK....
By: rolyn on 07 Nov 2011
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I Used This Line And It Made My Girlfriends Day . :)
By: Shane Rose wut? on 21 Nov 2011
1
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Lol..
By: RIANNAMARIE on 10 Sep 2013
1
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this pick up line is not good, it is not better but it is the BEST you can ever get
By: Ncwasmende on 20 Aug 2009
1
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ha ha ha very fun.
By: kingsley on 28 Dec 2012
1
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Hm... I don't dig pick up lines, but if this was delivered correctly it might actually work.
By: Niamh on 30 Jul 2014
1
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You: Do you like bacon? Girl: Yes. You: Wanna strip?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree,BUT I WILL ALWAYS DER DOWN watching dis entertainment for free :p
By: Anks on 13 Jan 2014
1-1
your sooooooooooooooo big big mistaken to love
By: jadmin on 01 Aug 2012
1-1
Your mom
By: Jasmine on 06 Apr 2013
1-1
awesome
By: TeeHee on 08 Jan 2013
1-1
hey it worked for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: someone on 28 Nov 2008
1
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wanna fall down in bed with me
By: MINE!!!!! on 18 Sep 2011
2
3-1
I found this on an unsigned note in my locker...except the person switched sky and tree...
By: Jord on 25 Oct 2013
1-1
hey every body plz.. shot-up
By: jhen on 25 Sep 2011
1-1
wow I love this pick-up line
By: minenhle on 14 Jun 2011
1-1
Amaaaazing:)
By: Alice on 01 Nov 2012
1
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hahahaha trueneSs
By: ayen on 27 May 2012
1-1
Ill catch you like Odell beckham 😘
By: Habeeb on 05 Dec 2014
1-1
weird o_o
By: amber on 12 Oct 2011
1-1
ey bby u wan sum fuk
By: wansumfuk on 19 Oct 2016
1
2-1
hahaha it's funny
By: cErIdOm!!!!! on 29 May 2012
1-1
hahaha it's funny
By: cErIdOm!!!!! on 29 May 2012
1-1
Oh my gosh that's so stupid!
By: on 28 Jun 2011
1-1
its too sweet!! Love it girl!! :))
By: sakura on 12 Dec 2010
1-1
it is cute. but too common
By: name on 06 Nov 2009
1-1
haha,,,funny,,,, but i didnt like it,,,so simple,,,!!!
By: joyee on 20 Oct 2011
1-1
" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
By: Fiu Paka on 06 Jun 2012
1-1
Your trying to seduce. Arent you?
By: penis face on 01 Nov 2011
2-2
Hhahaha i love the comebacks haha specially the "did u fall from the mountah because youre ugly as a cow" hahhaha
By: Arnel on 21 May 2013
2-2
i like tuna
By: BotoSUCKA on 24 Mar 2012
2-2
are you from tennasese because your the only ten i see lol
By: who else on 21 Mar 2014
1
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a di^k and a foot where talking the foot says : i have the worst job in the world i get steped on and it smells the di^k says : wel i get a horrible job too, the put a jacket on me and make me do push ups all day till i throw up
By: Pain on 09 Dec 2009
1
3-2
Shut the heck up
By: Joe on 12 Mar 2013
1
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jancok...?
By: akhihihiii on 22 Jul 2011
2-2
Hope when I look again they get MUCH better than this
By: Harry styles on 20 Mar 2013
2-2
Am I rain, and your a rainforest? Becuase i can certainly make you wet
By: Hi on 21 Jul 2015
2-2
You may fall from a mountain, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.
By: Boy on 02 Sep 2010
1
3-2
A guy told me this the other night and totally made me blush! Cant stop thinking about him now!!
By: LOVE on 09 Aug 2011
2-2
This is soooo cute!!!!!! I want someone to say this to me.....
By: Starstruck Lover on 23 Apr 2013
2-2
i liked it alot
By: me on 31 Mar 2008
2-2
dood this is da best one
By: By: on 20 Sept 2009 on 21 Sep 2009
1
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that was sooooo sweet!!!!
By: rachael on 01 May 2012
2-2
The variation is funnier.
Haha.
Totally gonna use that one.
By: Jim on 22 Apr 2008
1
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so true but so wrong get a life people
By: michelle on 31 May 2012
2-2
its cool anyone know anymore
By: matt on 06 Aug 2012
3-3
there are better ones
By: gossip on 29 Jan 2014
3-3
youre stooopid
By: yuneedtoknow'ssister on 09 Sep 2011
4-4
How much does a polar bear wiegh? ( idk how much) enough to break the ice!
By: I love liam fredrick henderson on 28 Feb 2010
4-4
let me try for my girl if she smils then it is realy great for me and for my life...
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