are you a flappy bird , cause ill tap you all night
By: skems on
22 Sep 2014
156
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Good thing your heart gave me a softer landing. Lemmie sweep it up for you.
By: Blink on
04 Oct 2012
53
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i don't do falling ,somehow it looks painful
By: ishylluminate on
05 Apr 2014
68
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Reses are red violts are fine if I be the 6 will you be the 9
By: liam garvey on
27 Apr 2015
36
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i like boobs in my eye sockets
By: yumm on
18 Feb 2008
64
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Did you fall from a mountain because you're ugly as a cow.
By: Bulltdhgf on
26 Nov 2012
52
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I think I am in love with you
By: Samantha Jung🎀💕 on
27 Aug 2014
36
2115
the word of the day is "legs"
let's go to the beach and spread the word
By: kitloin on
09 Apr 2016
18
513
Are you on fire? because you are smokin' hot!
By: kitloin on
09 Apr 2016
16
79
Nah, pretty sure dying, being horribly mangled, or being seriously injured are all way better options than falling in love with you.
By: Alli on
02 Jul 2011
28
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roses are red violets are blue you are my boyfreind and i love you!!! but...
the roses are willing the violets are dead ive heard youve been cheating i will chop off your head
By: emelie on
08 Nov 2017
6
6
you:would you have sex with strangers?
girl:no why?
you: than allow mw to introduce myself...
By: kitloin on
09 Apr 2016
13
85
y'know baby if u were a car door, id slam on you all night!
By: kitloin on
09 Apr 2016
8
35
Are you wearing a space suit? cuz' you look outta this world!
By: kitloin on
09 Apr 2016
9
45
How about you stand on a bridge and Fall for me?
By: ComebackKidd on
02 Aug 2010
24
204
And the best way to make your ass leave is if I kick it. And it's free!
By: Pooplol on
22 Aug 2016
6
33
I don't really think anybody likes falling though...
By: wafocka on
25 Mar 2015
11
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Did you mean I'll fall In love, with the guy right next to you. Oh wait there is nobody (I'm Hella Over your Face It looks like Ass)
By: anniex on
28 Apr 2018
2
2
The only place i would fall for you would be in your wildest dream or my wildest nightmare
By: noneyobusiness on
04 Jan 2013
20
191
Sorry, I think I'll stick with the cliff!
By: keeping the burn unit in buisness on
28 Apr 2015
7
61
Nah, we all know the best way to fall is off a cliff.
By: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on
10 Aug 2021
I rather fall and break my ankle
By: no on
22 Sep 2021
or you could fall from a plane
By: b on
20 Apr 2024
I would rather fall out of the tree...
By: clocks on
04 Dec 2012
11
12-1
I know im not stupid, but you definitely are.
By: Galvinio20 on
02 Jun 2018
1-1
You're gonna fall from a 10 story building if you don't shut up!
By: Cucubird on
07 Oct 2009
15
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sorry but i'm afraid of heights.
By: :D on
02 Oct 2012
26
28-2
actually falling from a really high tree can be great fun; u really should try it!
By: pandazzz on
12 Nov 2008
8
11-3
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but anyway, you'll at least break a bone. And I hope that happens!
By: random_person on
10 Jul 2013
20
23-3
if i fell from the sky and you cught me i would kill myself
By: poopy24 on
24 Sep 2012
7
11-4
what you you talking about
By: cat on
22 Dec 2012
6
10-4
ouch. falling hurts though *grimaces*
By: anonymous on
23 Mar 2015
4
8-4
but i never fell from the sky or a tree
By: Saphire on
04 Apr 2015
8
12-4
Thanks.. to all of you.!
By: Abel Angel Rojas Ablang on
21 Feb 2009
6
11-5
most people here are such aassholes trying to be funny but there not, lets see you do better with a pickup line
By: piece maker on
25 Jul 2013
14
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I hope that fall involves a noose.
By: SEXY DEBRA on
19 Jan 2015
9
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Your like the type 2 diabetic coma to my Mcdonalds
By: yomomma on
07 Apr 2015
6
11-5
Cats are baeuffy
By: Ricardo Sanchez(Juan's Brother) on
23 Nov 2015
3
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...... *slap*
By: Girl U. Dontno on
26 Jul 2010
15
22-7
were you talking to me cuz last time i checked you to dang ugly for me
By: someone on
06 Oct 2010
13
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COOL YOU HAVE A MANY
By: JHONNA on
04 Sep 2012
4
11-7
I jizzed in my pants
By: Rufio on
05 May 2013
11
19-8
Piecemaker, guys shouldn't need to use idiotic pick up lines in the first place. I have never dated a guy that used one of these, but I do find them funny. It's much sweeter to hear something original from him that is more in the line of starting a conversation.
By: Arabella on
06 Oct 2013
11
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what happen to the mirror its cracked girl:u looked at it
By: yuneedtoknow on
09 Sep 2011
5
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Hey Dr. Suess, I have an idea Why don't you fall in a box of diarrhea!
By: Psychedellicereal on
31 Mar 2009
6
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Variations & Alternatives:
You can fall from the sky, or off of a tree, but the only one that won't hurt you, is falling for me
By: HispanicAtTheDisco on
11 Apr 2015
7
43
If I were to rate u from a 1 to a 10 I would rate u a 9 and I would be the 1 u need
By: tehbsnq on
22 Jul 2015
10
73
Are U from Ireland? Because my penis is Doublin
By: Your Mother on
30 Oct 2011
8
62
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is to make ur D fall in me
By: BitchOnDrugs on
21 Dec 2016
2
2
narra and mahogany trees.
narra: kahoy ka ba?
mahogany: bakit?
narra: mahogany ka, narra ko diri.
By: ranilo on
03 Aug 2012
4
31
Are you made of LEGOs? Because yo brix puttin togetheh & belchfartehs!
By: Yo on
29 Nov 2014
4
4
you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree.. but the best way to fall is into my kitty. meeeeeeeOWCH.
By: 2vewyfuhnppl on
09 Sep 2013
3
5-2
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree but the best to fall is into my bed or on ur knees
By: sk8ordieniggas on
10 Mar 2008
3
8-5
narra and mahogany trees.
narra: kahoy ka ba?
mahogany: bakit?
narra: mahogany ka, narra ko diri.
By: ranilo on
03 Aug 2012
5-5
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" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
By: sonal kamal on
27 May 2012
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Roses are red,Violets are blue, There is no better place than to be here with you.
By: FluffyBoy on
20 Mar 2013
101
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You must be from McDonald's because I'm lovin it!
By: Zackotack on
03 Sep 2015
30
921
do you have band-aid cause i scraped my knee falling for u
By: Allie on
16 Apr 2015
31
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Roses are Red, The Sun is Gold
Now get on your knees and do what your told.
By: BigSlixter on
21 Nov 2013
25
718
i like pudding
By: you mom on
24 Mar 2012
10
10
You may fall from the sky
You may fall from a tree
But the best way to fall...
Is in love with dean.
By: Castiel on
09 Mar 2014
10
37
I'm the one to dry your tears
And chase away all your fears
I'm the one to kiss you goodnight
And hold you till the morning light
Lost and lonely without a clue
That all changed when I met you
By: Unknown on
13 Feb 2016
7
7
these suck.
By: your mom on
16 Aug 2011
6
15
this is great, let me try this out.
By: j-mann on
05 Apr 2010
5
14
i love it....just think if someone randomly said it to you.....or me......i would be all like nawwwwww your so sweet...... i can see myself with you!!!!
By: giggles on
12 Mar 2012
4
13
are you an angle because look like you fell from heaven!!
By: hot stuff on
17 Jun 2012
5
23
so cute, i wish my boyfriend would say that to me so i could go all shy around him and say stuff back like awww u r sooo dang cute... i love u!
By: kyra on
20 Apr 2011
5
32
More Pick Up Lines!
By: Kevin on
15 Nov 2011
4
22
Every one get down because you are smoking HOT!!!
By: Charleigh Carter on
08 May 2017
2
2
somebody shoot me, that was waaaaayyy too sappy
By: wolf on
24 Jan 2008
3
21
here let me tie ur shoe lace so u wont fall to anyone else
By: rhoda mae on
19 Oct 2012
2
11
Give it your all but just fall. :)
By: Zebra on
22 Feb 2013
3
21
I must be a popsicle because you so hot you make me drip.
By: Joebob on
01 Jun 2015
3
21
desinite on your bed and nees
By: frank on
17 Sep 2008
THTS HOT
By: hotty on
15 Oct 2008
1
1
aww...i think its cute
By: banana27 on
20 Oct 2008
1
1
Awwwwwwwwww
By: Meowface on
31 Oct 2008
1
1
Aww i love pickup lines. the original one was the best, and would probably work the best
By: Alexis_Cyrus on
30 Jan 2009
1
1
awwww..that's SOO sweet!! i love it.
By: Jill? on
09 Jul 2010
wow thats gold i wood of never thought of that nice one
By: michael jackson on
23 Jul 2011
2
2
I think who ever made this up is so sweet
By: Victoria on
14 Oct 2011
awwwwwwwwwww blesssss :)
By: J'D nn Em :) on
14 Oct 2011
OMG WOW I LOVE THAT!!! thats what imma put on my valentines card!!! :D
By: unknown on
19 Nov 2011
1
1
Good one
By: Yo on
31 Jan 2012
1
1
awesome i used it and every one said 'ur awesome how u do that?' this is awesome
By: jackie on
03 Feb 2012
wow thats funny
By: really on
23 May 2012
1
1
its cool anyone know anymore
By: matt on
06 Aug 2012
2
2
Aww sweet!
By: Blake on
06 Sep 2012
1
1
astig! ^________^
By: spencer on
28 Sep 2012
1
1
Would you be there to catch me
By: Bubbles on
10 Dec 2012
3
3
will this work need it for my ex girlfriend
By: hotty boy on
27 Apr 2013
2
2
If you were a blow dryer i would want you to blow me!
By: jj on
24 Sep 2013
1
1
I must be a popsicle because you so hot you make me drip.
By: Joebob on
01 Jun 2015
1
1
lol
By: moo on
14 Sep 2015
1
1
Do you have a map because I seem to be getting lost in your eyes
By: HHEH on
21 Jan 2016
1
1
miguel plus lupe sitting on a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes love then comes marriage then comes lupe with the baby carriage. and Eraclio is fire
By: tumaenbikini on
17 Feb 2016
Is there an air port around here, because my heart is taking off.
By: Larry on
29 Sep 2016
1
1
it sounds like doctor suess wrote it
By: hi on
19 Jul 2017
my boyfriend thought this was to long but i love it
By: babycakes101 on
11 Mar 2018
Best way to fall, is in fall
By: ipv69 on
13 Mar 2023
hey it worked for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: someone on
27 Nov 2008
1
2-1
this pick up line is not good, it is not better but it is the BEST you can ever get
By: Ncwasmende on
20 Aug 2009
1
2-1
You: Do you like bacon? Girl: Yes. You: Wanna strip?
haha,,,funny,,,, but i didnt like it,,,so simple,,,!!!
By: joyee on
19 Oct 2011
1-1
that suck
By: melissa on
02 Nov 2011
1-1
you JERK....
By: rolyn on
07 Nov 2011
1
2-1
I Used This Line And It Made My Girlfriends Day . :)
By: Shane Rose wut? on
20 Nov 2011
1
2-1
hahahaha trueneSs
By: ayen on
27 May 2012
1-1
hahaha it's funny
By: cErIdOm!!!!! on
29 May 2012
1-1
hahaha it's funny
By: cErIdOm!!!!! on
29 May 2012
1-1
" You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
By: Fiu Paka on
06 Jun 2012
1-1
gun u?
why?
because so very bang!!!....
By: jane valerie damiles on
21 Jun 2012
1-1
baril kaba??
bakit??
kasi ang lakas ng putok mo eh!!!......
By: beauty on
21 Jun 2012
1-1
love all ofs urs
By: sincarra on
26 Jul 2012
1-1
your sooooooooooooooo big big mistaken to love
By: jadmin on
01 Aug 2012
1-1
Amaaaazing:)
By: Alice on
01 Nov 2012
1
2-1
ha ha ha very fun.
By: kingsley on
28 Dec 2012
1
2-1
awesome
By: TeeHee on
08 Jan 2013
1-1
Your mom
By: Jasmine on
06 Apr 2013
1-1
Lol..
By: RIANNAMARIE on
10 Sep 2013
1
2-1
I found this on an unsigned note in my locker...except the person switched sky and tree...
By: Jord on
25 Oct 2013
1-1
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree,BUT I WILL ALWAYS DER DOWN watching dis entertainment for free :p
By: Anks on
13 Jan 2014
1-1
Hm... I don't dig pick up lines, but if this was delivered correctly it might actually work.
By: Niamh on
30 Jul 2014
1
2-1
Ill catch you like Odell beckham 😘
By: Habeeb on
05 Dec 2014
1-1
ey bby u wan sum fuk
By: wansumfuk on
19 Oct 2016
1
2-1
i liked it alot
By: me on
31 Mar 2008
2-2
The variation is funnier.
Haha.
Totally gonna use that one.
By: Jim on
22 Apr 2008
1
3-2
dood this is da best one
By: By: on 20 Sept 2009 on
21 Sep 2009
1
3-2
a di^k and a foot where talking the foot says : i have the worst job in the world i get steped on and it smells the di^k says : wel i get a horrible job too, the put a jacket on me and make me do push ups all day till i throw up
By: Pain on
09 Dec 2009
1
3-2
You may fall from a mountain, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.
By: Boy on
01 Sep 2010
1
3-2
jancok...?
By: akhihihiii on
22 Jul 2011
2-2
A guy told me this the other night and totally made me blush! Cant stop thinking about him now!!
By: LOVE on
09 Aug 2011
2-2
Your trying to seduce. Arent you?
By: penis face on
31 Oct 2011
2-2
i like tuna
By: BotoSUCKA on
23 Mar 2012
2-2
that was sooooo sweet!!!!
By: rachael on
01 May 2012
2-2
so true but so wrong get a life people
By: michelle on
31 May 2012
2-2
Shut the heck up
By: Joe on
12 Mar 2013
1
3-2
Hope when I look again they get MUCH better than this
By: Harry styles on
20 Mar 2013
2-2
This is soooo cute!!!!!! I want someone to say this to me.....
By: Starstruck Lover on
23 Apr 2013
2-2
Hhahaha i love the comebacks haha specially the "did u fall from the mountah because youre ugly as a cow" hahhaha
By: Arnel on
20 May 2013
2-2
are you from tennasese because your the only ten i see lol
By: who else on
21 Mar 2014
1
3-2
Am I rain, and your a rainforest? Becuase i can certainly make you wet
By: Hi on
20 Jul 2015
2-2
its cool anyone know anymore
By: matt on
06 Aug 2012
3-3
there are better ones
By: gossip on
29 Jan 2014
3-3
How much does a polar bear wiegh? ( idk how much) enough to break the ice!
By: I love liam fredrick henderson on
28 Feb 2010
4-4
youre stooopid
By: yuneedtoknow'ssister on
09 Sep 2011
4-4
let me try for my girl if she smils then it is realy great for me and for my life...
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