if i was set on stunning, i would have stunned you already. By: churro on 02 Dec 2010
If I had a laser your mom would be 'lazd' By: Me on 26 Jul 2010
That's odd. I thought I'd be set on piercing. *glare* By: D on 06 Jun 2010
if i was a laser i would play laser tag ya fag By: sykatia on 02 Sep 2009
I'd blind you By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
oh that reminds me
"DAMN WHERE'S MY TASER?!" By: someone on 04 Oct 2008
LASER THIS....*sticks two fingers in eyes* By: Rox on 01 Sep 2008
if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008
If you were douche bag...oh wait, nevermind By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
And If I had a laser it would be set to kill By: Some one on 21 Feb 2008
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If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning. By: Cypress on 22 Jun 2009
Comments:
You realise that its phaser not lazer and it's also a star trek reference right?
because nothing says sexy like "Hi I'm a virgin and live in my mothers basement" By: anon on 27 Apr 2011
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By: churro on 02 Dec 2010
By: Me on 26 Jul 2010
By: D on 06 Jun 2010
By: sykatia on 02 Sep 2009
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
By: someone on 04 Oct 2008
By: Rox on 01 Sep 2008
By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008
By: Some one on 21 Feb 2008
Variations & Alternatives:
By: Cypress on 22 Jun 2009
Comments:
By: anon on 27 Apr 2011
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