Pick-Up Lines

I aint
By: N/A on 25 Jun 2012

if i was set on stunning, i would have stunned you already.
By: churro on 02 Dec 2010

If I had a laser your mom would be 'lazd'
By: Me on 26 Jul 2010

That's odd. I thought I'd be set on piercing. *glare*
By: D on 06 Jun 2010

if i was a laser i would play laser tag ya fag
By: sykatia on 02 Sep 2009

I'd blind you
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

oh that reminds me "DAMN WHERE'S MY TASER?!"
By: someone on 04 Oct 2008

LASER THIS....*sticks two fingers in eyes*
By: Rox on 01 Sep 2008

if i were a laser, you'd be dead. i guess you're lucky i'm not
By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008

If you were douche bag...oh wait, nevermind
By: Whitney on 27 Feb 2008

And If I had a laser it would be set to kill
By: Some one on 21 Feb 2008

If you were a phaser, you'd be set on stunning.
By: Cypress on 22 Jun 2009

You realise that its phaser not lazer and it's also a star trek reference right? because nothing says sexy like "Hi I'm a virgin and live in my mothers basement"
By: anon on 27 Apr 2011