GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me. "

Halloween Pick Up Lines

Comebacks:

Oh really? They must be invisible because I'm atheist
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
maybe you should go talk to the other nineteen. theres a possibility tht one of them likes cheesy pick up lines.
By: anonymous on 18 Jul 2011
There are 20 devils in the world! 5 are playing on ice, 11 are in Tampa Bay, 3 in college and Lucifer is standing in front of me. "
By: Brittnei on 30 Jan 2009
My wings are broken the same with my halo, haven't you seen the horns?
By: SpecialWolf on 09 Jul 2017
and whatch as she walks away
By: Rebecca on 05 May 2009
..Damn, man! You guys need to learn how to spell. No wonder you guys were looking..Lol.
By: Enter name here on 08 Aug 2011

Variations & Alternatives:

Are you an angel? Because I want to shower you with prayers.
By: Cole on 03 Oct 2023

Comments:

Isn't this supposed to be funny/corny pick-up lines? How about "are u what heaven looks like? Cuz I really want to get in u! XD
By: HispanicAtTheDisco on 11 Apr 2015
that is soo sweet that deserve a kiss on a cheek for that
By: Amanda on 23 Jun 2011
Aww. That's soo cute
By: Rachel on 26 Oct 2012
And one of the other nineteen will move if you don't look at it. Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
By: mathelete on 10 Jun 2012
this one is awesome
By: edwin on 25 Jul 2013
This does not even make sense. Why are the others playing or sleeping ?
By: Dipanker on 16 Mar 2016
Only thing a see is one big devil
By: locolobo on 26 Jun 2012

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There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.