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" Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. "


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yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small
By: azn nikka on 17 Oct 2008
 
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Yeah, sorry... It's just that, If I get a package that says "FRAGILE" on it from a jerk; I usually want to kick it.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 26 Jul 2010
 
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UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger
By: Tae-Yang on 31 Dec 2007
 
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What's there to check out?
By: swimboss on 18 Sep 2014
 
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And a small one it is.
By: someone on 29 Aug 2007
 
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yeah only i couldnt seem to find it?
By: haha on 26 Mar 2010
 
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too bad its damaged and have to send it back
By: Sam Sobiech on 02 Apr 2010
 
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I was checking to see if you had one at all
By: bamf on 16 Jan 2008
 
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im sure my UPS wont take the small package you have
By: dede on 17 Feb 2010
 
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What package? *Looks at crotch* I don't see anything...
By: Some Guy on 06 Dec 2014
 
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yeah, it looks too big, I'm goin to have to check it out to see if it is real.
By: if you seek amy on 15 Mar 2010
 
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yeah its t o bad its wrinkley
By: sirbigs on 14 May 2010
 
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oh yeah but i didnt charge you cause it weighd nothin
By: tommy on 11 Nov 2008
 
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you only wish
By: ... on 29 Mar 2008
 
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Yeah I think it came to the wrong adress is way too big!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
 
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yeah i checked it out, too bad it wasn't what i was hoping for
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
 
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Do you work for UPS because I like your ass.
By: That Guy on 25 Sep 2015
 
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I thought things so small were suppose to be in Envelopes
By: C Furg on 30 Mar 2011
 
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yeah and sorry you forgot to put your item in the box
By: amanda on 26 Sep 2009
 
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This is a good one to confront someone that has been eyeing you the whole night. Those situations can sometimes be a little awkward, this one breaks the ice.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007
 
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That was good ! I can only see it working if you work out or got a decent looking body .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009
 
 
wow...not cool man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
 
 
Oh..........i was just thinking about what was in there.
By: Sucker on 06 Apr 2009
 
 
You can be put in jail that lol
By: Riley on 03 Aug 2016
 
 
boooobies!!!!!
By: miss dinga-ling on 30 Jul 2009
 
 
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