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" Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. "

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yeah, it looks too big, I'm goin to have to check it out to see if it is real.
By: if you seek amy on 15 Mar 2010
Yeah I think it came to the wrong adress is way too big!
By: Anonymous on 06 Mar 2010
im sure my UPS wont take the small package you have
By: dede on 16 Feb 2010
yeah i checked it out, too bad it wasn't what i was hoping for
By: Mikaelaq23 on 06 Nov 2009
oh yeah but i didnt charge you cause it weighd nothin
By: tommy on 10 Nov 2008
yea, i was going to package it...but we dont carry boxes that small
By: azn nikka on 17 Oct 2008
you only wish
By: ... on 29 Mar 2008
I was checking to see if you had one at all
By: bamf on 16 Jan 2008
UPS deals with packages that are a little more bigger
By: Tae-Yang on 31 Dec 2007
And a small one it is.
By: someone on 29 Aug 2007

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yeah and sorry you forgot to put your item in the box
By: amanda on 25 Sep 2009
That was good ! I can only see it working if you work out or got a decent looking body .
By: Lanrewaju on 10 Aug 2009
boooobies!!!!!
By: miss dinga-ling on 30 Jul 2009
Oh..........i was just thinking about what was in there.
By: Sucker on 06 Apr 2009
This is a good one to confront someone that has been eyeing you the whole night. Those situations can sometimes be a little awkward, this one breaks the ice.
By: Editor on 26 Mar 2007

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