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" Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! "


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if i wanted a come bake i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy on 26 Apr 2012
 
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look in the mirror JackA$$!
By: youdontknowme+neverwill on 19 Oct 2010
 
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if i wanted a come back i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy on 26 Apr 2012
 
 
Thanks for noticing want me try It on you too?
By: Cherry on 17 Feb 2014
 
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At least Im not black and blue.
By: Abberz on 27 Nov 2012
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

good one son!
By: penis is good dad on 17 Dec 2012
 
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eat me out
By: penis is good on 26 Apr 2012
 
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Comments:

Sorry, I can't bear to see your messed up face.
By: RandomPerson on 24 Mar 2014
 
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good one son p.s 69!
By: penis is good dad on 17 Dec 2012
 
 
Well you didn't have to fall to get the deformed face you have!
By: kambry on 26 May 2011
 
 
Hahaha That shit is funny!
By: Miguel on 07 Dec 2010
 
 
Don't be an ass
By: Rachel on 26 Oct 2012
 
 
ive never laughed so hard at a pick up line. more like a turn down line. but still this is hilarious
By: kenny on 14 Apr 2011
 
 

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