Pick-Up Lines

" Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up! "

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At least Im not black and blue.
By: Abberz on 27 Nov 2012

if i wanted a come back i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy on 26 Apr 2012

if i wanted a come bake i would of took the cum form the back of your mouth
By: Ammy on 26 Apr 2012

look in the mirror JackA$$!
By: youdontknowme+neverwill on 19 Oct 2010

good one son!
By: penis is good dad on 17 Dec 2012

eat me out
By: penis is good on 26 Apr 2012

good one son p.s 69!
By: penis is good dad on 17 Dec 2012

Don't be an ass
By: Rachel on 26 Oct 2012

Well you didn't have to fall to get the deformed face you have!
By: kambry on 26 May 2011

ive never laughed so hard at a pick up line. more like a turn down line. but still this is hilarious
By: kenny on 13 Apr 2011

Hahaha That shit is funny!
By: Miguel on 07 Dec 2010

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