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" You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. "


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Baby treat me like wet clothes on line and gimi yuh pin!
By: Stella Hardy on 02 Feb 2014
 
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Jamaican up as you go?
By: Catalina on 11 Feb 2014
 
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(The best comeback for this line....) Are you from Yukon? Cause Yukon screw yourself!
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009
 
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Jamaican me worry about you.
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010
 
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well u must b crazy if u think that's gonna work on me
By: klnflsf on 07 Mar 2009
 
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well ill call the closest asylum then
By: uhhhh on 02 Dec 2011
 
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I'm not the one that's making you crazy
By: Jaytomlinson on 05 May 2012
 
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*** brendan your such ***
By: SteveMerritt69 on 12 Oct 2008
 
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Are you color blind. Cuz my ass is white.
By: Kupkake. on 14 Dec 2008
 
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im not jamaican
By: Kristi on 18 Dec 2007
 
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NO BUT YOURE JAMAICAN MY BOYFRIEND ANGRY
By: BIGBOTO on 15 Jul 2008
 
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Well jamaican me a nun!!!
By: bamf on 16 Jan 2008
 
 
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Are you Jamaican because your black
By: Snnopdog 69 on 22 Jan 2014
 
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Did you get those pants on sale, because at my house they'd be 100% off ;)
By: Jade on 20 Apr 2013
 
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Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me horny.
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010
 
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Comments:

are you african? Cuz african love you
By: Are you african on 26 Apr 2011
 
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dis bomboclaat joke nuh mek sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: A true Jamaican on 10 Dec 2013
 
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JAMAICAN ME CRAZY MON!
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
 
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totally lame and so last decade
By: Cheesy One on 18 Dec 2007
 
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Are you from Africa cause Kenya not
By: Anon yo on 11 Jan 2014
 
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This is best delivered as a knock knock joke.
By: S on 17 May 2012
 
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This is one of those in which you can't just walk up to someone and say it unless you have established a raport. And you've established yourself with said person as someone with a colorful sense of humor. AND it's best used in rapid fire with a bunch of other cheesy one liners- timing is the art for this line, lol.
By: Dave-O on 30 Apr 2010
 
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i tried that on my friend and she said that that was very offensive...
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
 
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I tried this on a guy lol
By: Jenna on 28 Jan 2015
 
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Slow down your guys Russin
By: BoyBlue1234 on 06 May 2015
 
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lame pick up line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha
By: not so jamaican on 23 Mar 2012
 
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Reggee MONNNNNNN Fucing love me a beer can sandwich
By: THE LILT MAN on 03 Apr 2015
 
 
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I'm not the one that's making you crazy
By: Jaytomlinson on 05 May 2012
 
 
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I put the STD IN stud all I need is U
By: Cameron is great on 11 Mar 2017
 
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Haha. my brother told me about this one x] Haha! it makes me laugh.
By: Cynthia! :D on 25 Mar 2010
 
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every time i read this stupid cheesy crap chat up line I really cant stop laughing
By: not so jamaican on 23 Mar 2012
 
 
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This is another one of those lines that's really cheesy, but it still makes me chuckle every time. I keep getting a picture in my mind off this sly Jamaican guy trying to pick girls up with the line. The Jamaican accent does it all lol :)
By: Freddy on 26 Mar 2007
 
 
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hoohohoohoh
By: monkey on 23 May 2013
 
 
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