Pick-Up Lines

well ill call the closest asylum then
By: uhhhh on 02 Dec 2011

Jamaican me worry about you.
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010

(The best comeback for this line....) Are you from Yukon? Cause Yukon screw yourself!
By: Hobo on 16 Jun 2009

well u must b crazy if u think that's gonna work on me
By: klnflsf on 07 Mar 2009

Are you color blind. Cuz my ass is white.
By: Kupkake. on 14 Dec 2008

fag brendan your such fag
By: SteveMerritt69 on 11 Oct 2008

NO BUT YOURE JAMAICAN MY BOYFRIEND ANGRY
By: BIGBOTO on 14 Jul 2008

Well jamaican me a nun!!!
By: bamf on 16 Jan 2008

im not jamaican
By: Kristi on 17 Dec 2007

Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me horny.
By: tehking84 on 27 May 2010

are you african? Cuz african love you
By: Are you african on 25 Apr 2011

This is one of those in which you can't just walk up to someone and say it unless you have established a raport. And you've established yourself with said person as someone with a colorful sense of humor. AND it's best used in rapid fire with a bunch of other cheesy one liners- timing is the art for this line, lol.
By: Dave-O on 30 Apr 2010

Haha. my brother told me about this one x] Haha! it makes me laugh.
By: Cynthia! :D on 24 Mar 2010

JAMAICAN ME CRAZY MON!
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009

totally lame and so last decade
By: Cheesy One on 18 Dec 2007

i tried that on my friend and she said that that was very offensive...
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007

This is another one of those lines that's really cheesy, but it still makes me chuckle every time. I keep getting a picture in my mind off this sly Jamaican guy trying to pick girls up with the line. The Jamaican accent does it all lol :)
By: Freddy on 26 Mar 2007