Pick-Up Lines

what are you looking at? that thing you call a face
By: baby girl 160 on 15 Mar 2012

your so fat you have to use the whole ocean for your baby pool
By: baby girl 160 on 15 Mar 2012

we should take you to the zoo put you in a cage until we can define your species
By: baby girl 160 on 15 Mar 2012

Oh ya i think he's cute! Oh wait we were supposed to be talking 'bout you. Sorry Honey but you are UHHH GLLLEEEEEEE! Have a nice day! * Walks over to friend and starts flirting*
By: udontknowme+neverwill on 18 Oct 2010

See my boyfriend over there? He wants to know if you'd like a knuckle sandwich.
By: Phoebe on 12 Jun 2010

see that girl over there?, she wants to know do you have a better pickup line=]
By: future famous on 07 Apr 2010

no, tell her that u look stupid
By: S'BOSH on 06 Feb 2010

...yea... tell him that I don't think so, but he's cute.
By: jackie on 23 Sep 2009

YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS! Don't lie to me!
By: .awef. on 05 Nov 2008

No, but tell him to come over here. *winks at friend*
By: Sami on 23 Oct 2008

u still have a imaganry friends loossseeerrr
By: yoyomafia on 03 Jul 2008

no but can you introduce me to your friend ; D
By: zan on 02 Jan 2008

no but she is
By: jordan on 13 Nov 2007

What are you going to do when the pig wants its bom back
By: Issy on 27 Mar 2012

aww be nice guys hes seems kinda shy....he even has to make up an imaginary friend! XD
By: abby<3 on 27 Aug 2011

See that guy over there? He wants to know if you are really hitting on his girlfriend
By: Bee on 05 Dec 2009

"u still have a imaganry friends loossseeerrr " By: yoyomafia on 03 Jul 2008 Haha thats rich
By: kelso on 07 Oct 2008

This works so good. Thanx.
By: Huck on 12 May 2008

ha ha i love this one
By: ~S~ on 21 Feb 2008