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" Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. "


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Wait, you have a Heart?
By: That Person on 18 May 2014
 
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THIEF! THIEF!
By: The Nappster on 21 Apr 2012
 
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Actually my heart is on sale....so 10 dollars deal or not?
By: Churtrtrtr on 26 Feb 2013
 
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Sorry i don't have a record and don't intend on getting one
By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013
 
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Sorry but I don't break the law.
By: Jules❤ on 12 Feb 2013
 
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Sure, if you go to my boyfriend for mine I'll go to your former victim and ask if she still 'has' yours.
By: love4all on 12 Feb 2013
 
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I'm sorry but if I want a heart I might as well get it from a cute guy
By: pickles on 03 Jun 2012
 
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I Would But Im On Probation For Stealing 15 OtheR Guys Hearst And I Don't Wanna Waste My One More Crime On U
By: Adiram on 16 Jan 2015
 
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if i steal your heart i will have to run back home, get a knife, cut you open, then i would want to change my mind for ever doing this and leave you on the ground where the rats and ants could eat you. i don't think you want to die
By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015
 
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Then I'll die.
By: RandomPerson on 06 Aug 2014
 
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Oh sorry, Im really a goodie to shoes. Or to good to ever date U!
By: AUbS on 14 Dec 2011
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

You stole my heart so im planing revenge im going to take your last name ;-)
By: Tiffany on 30 May 2016
 
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If I steal your heart then will you steal mine?
By: JB❤ on 12 Feb 2013
 
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Comments:

Sorry Buddy , Every criminal knows that there is nothing like a perfect crime.
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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I used it On My Boyfriend
By: Skype Charles Butler on 13 Apr 2012
 
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I just used it and he replied 'you already have it' i melted alittle on the inside
By: Leela on 27 May 2012
 
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I think the crime here is YOUR* grammar
By: YOURmum on 10 Dec 2015
 
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Just used it. He replied ''doesn't sound like stealing hearts is much of a feet for you.'' :)
By: Kaitlyn on 15 Dec 2011
 
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lol how cute
By: Rosaline Hanterton on 12 Jun 2013
 
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Aww:) ❤❤❤❤
By: JulesB) lol on 12 Feb 2013
 
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sounds good, but you can't steal something that's already stolen
By: rachel on 28 Feb 2012
 
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By: Perdo on 18 Jun 2012
 
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your*
By: _delilah on 29 Dec 2012
 
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Your* lmfao
By: Trav on 19 Dec 2015
 
 
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Aww, that is so cute!
By: Emily on 13 Dec 2011
 
 
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I'll steal _your_ heart.
By: Spelling on 15 Jun 2012
 
 
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lol to emily who posted on dec 23 2011 and i would totaly want someone too steal my heart:.......) but iF someone literly tries +o steal my heart you know Im you would have to count on me +o Kara+e chomp his a## iF he is really a heart stealer.!!!!.
By: Jazalynn on 25 Jun 2012
 
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sick
By: swagmaster on 27 Mar 2012
 
 
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I think it is cute!!:)
By: Layken williams on 13 Apr 2012
 
 
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You know you will both die without hearts, don't you?
By: Bob on 08 Dec 2011
 
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if beging with steal so End where will be. . . :-( )
By: S. Mohsin on 08 Jan 2013
 
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her panties came off the night i used that line
By: got-her on 22 Oct 2012
 
 
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