Stealing hearts is a serious crime ... I think I need to report you to the authorities... what's your phone number again?
By: Anon on
27 Dec 2017
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I'm sorry but if I want a heart I might as well get it from a cute guy
By: pickles on
03 Jun 2012
7
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Actually my heart is on sale....so 10 dollars deal or not?
By: Churtrtrtr on
26 Feb 2013
7
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Sorry i don't have a record and don't intend on getting one
By: noneyobusiness on
04 Jan 2013
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Sure, if you go to my boyfriend for mine I'll go to your former victim and ask if she still 'has' yours.
By: love4all on
12 Feb 2013
6
51
If I wanted a heart, I can go to the er, and get surgery for a heart transplant, so, sorry but nah, I'll pass
By: Why, you creep on
14 Oct 2020
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I Would But Im On Probation For Stealing 15 OtheR Guys Hearst And I Don't Wanna Waste My One More Crime On U
By: Adiram on
16 Jan 2015
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Uh, I already have a boyfriend, and he's a policeman.
By: someone you love on
22 Jan 2022
Sorry but I don't break the law.
By: Jules❤ on
12 Feb 2013
5
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Then I'll die.
By: RandomPerson on
06 Aug 2014
3
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if i steal your heart i will have to run back home, get a knife, cut you open, then i would want to change my mind for ever doing this and leave you on the ground where the rats and ants could eat you. i don't think you want to die
By: Saphire on
04 Apr 2015
3
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Oh sorry, Im really a goodie to shoes. Or to good to ever date U!
By: AUbS on
14 Dec 2011
1
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You stole my heart so im planing revenge im going to take your last name ;-)
By: Tiffany on
30 May 2016
7
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If I steal your heart then will you steal mine?
By: JB❤ on
12 Feb 2013
3
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Sorry Buddy , Every criminal knows that there is nothing like a perfect crime.
By: Dee on
22 May 2013
6
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I think the crime here is YOUR* grammar
By: YOURmum on
10 Dec 2015
4
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I just used it and he replied 'you already have it' i melted alittle on the inside
By: Leela on
27 May 2012
2
11
I used it On My Boyfriend
By: Skype Charles Butler on
13 Apr 2012
2
11
wrong your
By: hi on
26 Jan 2018
what line did u use the lame one
By: RHD on
27 Jun 2018
I have a boyfriend and he's a police
By: someone you love on
22 Jan 2022
lol how cute
By: Rosaline Hanterton on
12 Jun 2013
1
1
your* use the correct spelling bro
By: tasya on
25 Nov 2022
Aww, that is so cute!
By: Emily on
13 Dec 2011
1
1
Just used it. He replied ''doesn't sound like stealing hearts is much of a feet for you.'' :)
By: Kaitlyn on
15 Dec 2011
1
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Aww:) ❤❤❤❤
By: JulesB) lol on
12 Feb 2013
2
2
sounds good, but you can't steal something that's already stolen
By: rachel on
28 Feb 2012
1
1
I'll steal _your_ heart.
By: Spelling on
15 Jun 2012
1
1
♥
By: Perdo on
18 Jun 2012
1
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Your* lmfao
By: Trav on
19 Dec 2015
1-1
your*
By: _delilah on
29 Dec 2012
1
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lol to emily who posted on dec 23 2011 and i would totaly want someone too steal my heart:.......) but iF someone literly tries +o steal my heart you know Im you would have to count on me +o Kara+e chomp his a## iF he is really a heart stealer.!!!!.
By: Jazalynn on
25 Jun 2012
1
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her panties came off the night i used that line
By: got-her on
22 Oct 2012
2-2
I think it is cute!!:)
By: Layken williams on
13 Apr 2012
2-2
sick
By: swagmaster on
27 Mar 2012
2-2
if beging with steal so End where will be. . . :-( )
By: S. Mohsin on
08 Jan 2013
1
3-2
You know you will both die without hearts, don't you?
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