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" I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. "

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By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012

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Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
By: Blondiegirl on 20 Jan 2012
Oh yeah i forgot to mention your name
By: lispe on 09 Jan 2012

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if i could count all the stars in the world you would be the brightest one that stands out
By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012
boy(hey excuse me miss do you see something shiny ) girl (no y do u ask )boy (oh just asking cuz i can see that sparkle in your eye and i love it )
By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012
Dumb asses a thumb is num a finger!!!
By: blanca on 17 Mar 2012
Heidi your last name wouldn't happen to be cramer would it? :P
By: Sterling on 14 Mar 2012
Sorry didn't mean to post that much
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
By: Blondiegirl on 20 Jan 2012

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