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" I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. "


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By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012
 
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Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
By: Blondiegirl on 20 Jan 2012
 
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Oh yeah i forgot to mention your name
By: lispe on 10 Jan 2012
 
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Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
By: Blondiegirl on 20 Jan 2012
 
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Here's one guy: wont to go out girl: I hav a boyfriend guy: just give me a chance girl: ok guy: roses are red limons are sawer open ur legs and give me 1 hour
By: ya buddy on 15 Sep 2012
 
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Heidi your last name wouldn't happen to be cramer would it? :P
By: Sterling on 14 Mar 2012
 
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Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
 
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Sorry didn't mean to post that much
By: Heidi on 30 Jan 2012
 
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Boy: you should be a model Girl:arwh thanks babs Boy: for rspca cuz your dog
By: swagzinie on 27 May 2012
 
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Dumb asses a thumb is num a finger!!!
By: blanca on 17 Mar 2012
 
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boy(hey excuse me miss do you see something shiny ) girl (no y do u ask )boy (oh just asking cuz i can see that sparkle in your eye and i love it )
By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012
 
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if i could count all the stars in the world you would be the brightest one that stands out
By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012
 
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Not technically a pickup line but a great comeback, if anything.
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
 
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Are you a spanner? Cuz when I see you my nuts keep tightening
By: @joeljohnson_321 on 27 May 2012
 
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Boy: I got arrested the other day Girl:why? Boy: (Tense arm) for having guns like these
By: @joeljohnson_321 on 27 May 2012
 
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rapey!!
By: fsdfs on 05 Jun 2015
 
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rape thias shit
By: bobsexluv on 03 Oct 2015
 
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