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" You are so stupid, you'd trip over a cordless phone. "

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PUT THE PHONE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT AND I WON'T HAVE TO, WILL I ????
By: Ills on 15 Apr 2013
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a suPer market. And starved to death
By: Awesomesauce on 12 Dec 2012
Yah but I would never fall for you
By: Tom on 08 Nov 2012
Oh yea? Well your momma's so stupid she got locked out of her motorcycle.
By: Anthony on 21 May 2012
Oh yea? Well your momma's so stupid she got locked ou of her motorcycle.
By: Anthony on 21 May 2012

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why dont you take that cordlessphone and shove it .
By: kap on 22 May 2013
Your mammas so fat when she walks into a sea life centre all the whales start singing " we are family "
By: Max on 24 Feb 2013

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