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" Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? "

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"ya sure. umm juat take a left at uh.. Fuck your mother Ave."
By: Brian and Meriya on 18 Nov 2009
I think you're going to need directions to the hospital when my boyfriend knows about this.
By: Sandy on 07 Oct 2009
sure, take a left on Forget It st then a right on No Way dr then it a left on Go Away way and its the big blue house
By: lex on 22 Feb 2009
*Starts rambling in a different language, sounding angrier with every passing second* *SLAP!!* [ Best comeback ever, by the way. ]
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
Sure- it's right around the corner from the Go-Fuck-Yourself Palace. :D
By: Chris on 28 Jan 2009
Sure! (give directions to a house Antarctica)
By: Kay on 10 Dec 2008
uh i live on the street, sorrrrry.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

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from here just keep turning left!!!
By: cheergrl13 on 24 Mar 2008

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