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" Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house? "

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oh i am back soooooooooooo good one man
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
maybe when i'm dead.
By: weiner :D on 27 Dec 2010
I no speak english [This works every time]
By: Girl U. Dontno on 13 Sep 2010
No you stalker. -_-
By: meh. on 01 Jan 2010
I think you're going to need directions to the hospital when my boyfriend knows about this.
By: Sandy on 07 Oct 2009
sure, take a left on Forget It st then a right on No Way dr then it a left on Go Away way and its the big blue house
By: lex on 22 Feb 2009
*Starts rambling in a different language, sounding angrier with every passing second* *SLAP!!* [ Best comeback ever, by the way. ]
By: Furvert on 14 Feb 2009
Sure! (give directions to a house Antarctica)
By: Kay on 10 Dec 2008
uh i live on the street, sorrrrry.
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

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ha...nice one man no nice one i am on weeed man and i was check this out byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
By: jman on 16 Mar 2011
here's my direction hope u follow this ... go to that heat way then theres a door open it then there u are in my house in hell
By: ariane ancheta on 06 Apr 2010
from here just keep turning left!!!
By: cheergrl13 on 24 Mar 2008

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