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Your so fat when you were at the beach people thought you were the sea
By: Curd
on 10 Dec 2012
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At least you won't live as long as I had.
By: Nekky Granma
on 01 Feb 2017
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At least my birth certificate was not revoked
By: Hi
on 22 Feb 2020
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At least mine wasn't voided because my mum dropped me on my head
By: matt
on 08 Oct 2014
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You're so old, your Social Security number is "6".
By: Ben
on 08 Oct 2013
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You are still trapped in a condom
By: pak
on 22 May 2013
omg lol i always make fun of my moms age and she will beat me when i tell her this one
By: deface
on 29 Sep 2013
Yeah but you haven't evolved yet.
By: Annonymous guy
on 19 Oct 2013
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