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" I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. "


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I can't exactly help you with your head. But if you want something up your ass, I'd be happy to shove my foot up it.
By: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxhdhdjjdhdgrbfbdhd on 15 Jul 2014
 
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But then again if you wanted to see things from a better and more sanitary point of view try getting your head out of your ass... and you will find that your brain won't be as clogged with shit.
By: Ben on 07 Aug 2012
 
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let me help.
By: killer on 16 Feb 2015
 
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What do you mean? You're already there.
By: Joe on 28 Mar 2014
 
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Your desperation is amusing...
By: Xederam on 10 Aug 2015
 
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It seems you don't recognize the inside of your own ass, maybe I shove a flashlight up there to help you see better?
By: headphone jack on 17 Jan 2015
 
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That's because you're so full of shit.
By: Larry on 26 Jul 2016
 
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Try yoga
By: Smurphy on 13 Jul 2012
 
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why do u want ur head up my ass in the first place?
By: HauntedBoy23 on 26 Jul 2017
 
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Yeah cause your head is too fat from the shit you've been eating and it don't fit no more
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
 
 
Yeah cause you're worried you won't be able to get it back out
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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The best part of you ran down your mother's ass crack.
By: Anon on 30 Aug 2015
 
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I thought monkeys typing was just myth, but you proved that one could.
By: replubius on 08 Jan 2015
 
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If you want to see something from my point of view you'd have to hire the fire men to get your head out your ass first. @Alex Huddson
By: Alex Huddson on 11 Dec 2014
 
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Why cause you can't get it back out?
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016
 
 
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your the cum that your mom should've swallowed
By: mofo on 10 Sep 2013
 
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Well stop looking at things from your point of view, first.
By: عبدالله on 04 Jan 2015
 
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Well I think you've got your head up your ass. So here's a tip. If you grab your ears and tug firmly you might be able to get your head out of your shithole.
By: Nightshade on 14 May 2015
 
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Well If you need help with that, let me know :)
By: JedSaid on 26 Jul 2014
 
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the world needs better people, so why dont you die already?
By: dude of the century on 20 Feb 2014
 
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Really you'r head is so far up you'r ass you need a glass stomach to see where you'r going
By: Jarrod on 07 Jun 2012
 
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why are you getting your head up your arse?!! did your mom teach you to do this when you're trying to see things from someone else's point of view?!!
By: XXX on 03 Jan 2015
 
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im sorry,u shove ur head up ur ass why? to get a better point of view of ur mom?
By: higuy on 20 Nov 2013
 
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Adding to "What do you mean, you are already up there." (How do I know? Cause you smell like shit.)
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
 
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Hello
By: Neglaalumari on 24 Jan 2013
 
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If you want to get to MY point of view, then get your head out of your ass..
By: Anonymous on 23 Jun 2014
 
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I'd like to see things from your point of view BUT I DON'T THINK BOTH OF OUR HEADS WILL FIT UP YOUR ASS.
By: Jason on 13 Jan 2014
 
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Wait, its not there already? So whats your excuse for all the bullshit you say.
By: hi on 30 Apr 2015
 
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At least you tried.
By: Paradigm Arson on 27 Apr 2014
 
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Really? Well, that's because you're so full of shit!
By: Zack on 12 Oct 2016
 
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You are climbing the wrong tree Buddy
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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Well beware of my farts. I just ate some food your mom made.
By: Critic#1 on 21 May 2016
 
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Oh snap!
By: James on 13 Apr 2012
 
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Are you guys boys
By: Neglaalumari on 24 Jan 2013
 
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Love you
By: Neglaalumari on 24 Jan 2013
 
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lol
By: Noah on 28 Feb 2012
 
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To Jarrod LAME...
By: mfkg on 10 Jul 2012
 
 
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Love it
By: Neglaalumari on 24 Jan 2013
 
 
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Hahahaha funny lo!!
By: latoya on 09 Sep 2013
 
 
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