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" You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. "

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The only accident around here is your face!
By: Johnny on 12 Apr 2013
ding ding ding we have a winner!!!!!!
By: dont really know on 07 Feb 2013
I'll make an accident out of you if you don't shut up!
By: Someguy on 31 Oct 2012
Your momma must have been a beaver for you to have bucked teeth like that!
By: Nichols on 21 Jan 2012

Variations & Alternatives:

“Do you want a giant condom? I mean you’re acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.”
By: Bekah on 03 Oct 2012
Yep, and all driving past died of shock...
By: Ben on 07 Aug 2012

Comments:

if your trying a diet, why didn't you die yet?
By: Rain on 23 May 2013
Your breath is so bad that your face is shower
By: Mike on 10 May 2013
NO 16 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING BITCH......
By: KAMARLIE on 26 Apr 2013
:D Oh snap
By: Your face on 27 Mar 2013
roadhouse
By: kossi on 26 Feb 2013
Lol then after u say that and your friend is there they can say apply water burnd area. Lol XD
By: kitlakat on 08 Jan 2013
Lol 69 votes... I'm not gunna touch it
By: Me on 30 Dec 2012
So if u were the one that made it then who am i.....!?!?!?!?
By: cat on 02 Jul 2012

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