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" You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. "


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yeah cuz you would know what an accident looks like. you see it in the mirror everyday!
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
 
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(Roses are red Violets are blue Modified) "Roses are red, Violets are blue, at least god made me perfect, but dafuq happened to you?
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
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If you want to learn about a real accident, ask you parents.
By: Anonymous on 31 May 2015
 
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Yo momma's so ugly the pictures hang themselves
By: Cj on 16 Jan 2014
 
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WERE U BORN AT A DOG POUND? CAUSE UR A SON OF A B*TCH
By: Anonymous on 14 Oct 2015
 
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Shut up, you'll never be the man that your sister is ♥
By: DeeDee on 20 Mar 2015
 
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The only accident around here is your face!
By: Johnny on 12 Apr 2013
 
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Were you born on a high way because thats where accidents happen
By: HeadedRanger110 on 08 Jul 2015
 
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Your momma must have been a beaver for you to have bucked teeth like that!
By: Nichols on 21 Jan 2012
 
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I would comment on you too but Cows are sacred in my country
By: AlexHuddsom on 07 Dec 2014
 
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your so stupid that you'd wait for a stop sign to turn green
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
 
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Oh well I wouldn't know because I don't live my life with my head up my ass.
By: Jessamine on 23 Jun 2014
 
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is that where you dad found the condoms too?
By: Raycheal on 23 Nov 2014
 
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At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on 07 Jul 2015
 
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good to know your still a grade A bitch. perhaps the only thing youll ever get an A in
By: candy on 22 Dec 2015
 
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Sorry, but at least I wasn't abandoned and adopted
By: Tui on 28 Jul 2016
 
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I'll make an accident out of you if you don't shut up!
By: Someguy on 31 Oct 2012
 
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Well, then you must have been born at the Detroit Lions stadium because that's where most disappointments happen.
By: TonyFrancis on 24 Aug 2015
 
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The one thing that's keeping me from walking away is the fact that I survived an accedint infront of me before
By: Replica on 24 Jan 2017
 
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Yeah and there were other things too like ur Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Nov 2016
 
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And you were dragged up in a care home. But they obviously didn't care for you there because the condition your in
By: mac on 18 Nov 2016
 
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At least I wasn't born at the pound because you're a son of a bitch.
By: Muster up something on 14 Jun 2017
 
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Get the cum outa ur ears and listen
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
 
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ur so stupid that you'd get tangled up in a cordless phone
By: that girl is a real crowd pleaser on 30 Nov 2016
 
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Awww that's so cute, your talking about something yσ don't understand.
By: Shelly on 02 May 2014
 
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You're the cumwad that your mother should have swallowed.
By: Shaquila on 20 May 2017
 
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like you know what a highway is i bet you dont even know the definition of accident oh its you
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
 
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No wonder it wasn't a accedint since you weren't there
By: Replica on 24 Jan 2017
 
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Your family's existance defies the laws of physics
By: mac on 02 Sep 2016
 
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Just Say... Well you were born in goodwill that's were trash goes like you
By: Lavishbike on 06 Feb 2017
 
 
i was going to give you a nasty look but I already saw you had one. wow go curlyfrie!!!!
By: curlyfrie on 11 Aug 2017
 
 
DAMNNNNNNNNNN
By: Emma on 16 Aug 2017
 
 
like you know what a highway is orwhat an acsident is
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
 
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well actually, u were the cause of that horrible accident!
By: MindURB on 26 Jul 2017
 
 
Sorry, what was that? I don't listen to door mats. Those visitors really took it out on your face, didn't they?
By: Anonymous on 28 Sep 2015
 
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At least I piss standing up
By: Poodiepie on 19 Jan 2015
 
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I've never seen you in summer, but if I had to guess, I'd say you'd wear a jacket because no matter what time of year it is you always live in the hood.
By: The Roast King on 23 May 2017
 
 
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Yeah and soon I won't be I'll be on the road to becoming a better person than you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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Must be the reason why your birth certificate was mailed back from the condom factory
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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Your birth was an accident from God
By: mac on 28 Sep 2016
 
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oh, you must of been the one to start the traffic
By: Argus on 21 May 2016
 
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You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
 
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if im ugly, you must be drunk. stay sober
By: tvwt on 20 Nov 2013
 
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At least I wasn't the failed result of an abortion.
By: Hyper on 07 Jul 2015
 
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You are a jack monkey window licking siberian sap sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
 
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yo mamma so ugly, she went to mortal kombat land and even scorpion said stay over there
By: john dubz on 15 Dec 2014
 
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Yeah and there were other things too like your Mums failed abortion
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
 
 
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Is it? At least now you know where your mom last saw your dad. Yeah I know, isn't that why you are always there?
By: denna on 16 Dec 2014
 
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that was legitness
By: Oops on 11 Jul 2016
 
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ding ding ding we have a winner!!!!!!
By: dont really know on 07 Feb 2013
 
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WHITE SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: WhiteShadow on 04 Feb 2014
 
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Why are talking to me?! F**k Off!!
By: JedSaid on 26 Jul 2014
 
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Do you want a giant condom? I mean youre acting like a d*ck so you might as well dress like one.
By: Bekah on 03 Oct 2012
 
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Were you born on a highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
By: Cat on 10 Nov 2013
 
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, you are a monkey and you belong in a zoo. Don't worry I will be there to not in a cage, but laughing at you!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
 
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You are a Jack Monkey Window Licking Sibarian Sap Sucker!
By: Lexus Horton on 08 Oct 2014
 
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Yep, and all driving past died of shock...
By: Ben on 07 Aug 2012
 
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you family tree is a cactus cuz everyone in it is a prick
By: jim on 26 Jun 2013
 
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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, god made me pretty what happened to you???
By: angie on 19 Feb 2014
 
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Were you u born in the toilet cause that's where most hts get dumped
By: Joker on 24 Apr 2015
 
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Sorry , i cant hear you - you have to many d*cks in your mouth!!!
By: RubyCat on 11 Jan 2015
 
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You are an accident too bcuz i F**ked your mom on the same Highway.
By: Awesome on 17 Nov 2014
 
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You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take a day off.
By: YoFace on 12 Jun 2017
 
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If your waiting for me to care "BITCH" i hope you brang food cause it gonna be a long time'
By: YoFace on 12 Jun 2017
 
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Hmm, yet you were born in the exact same place, hm
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hahaha
By: Yourmama on 09 Mar 2017
 
 
when u where born the doctor said your treasure and ur mom said where should we bury it then
By: molokiijimjhj on 22 Jan 2017
 
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Yo mama so poor she licks other peoples hand at kfc
By: me on 09 Sep 2013
 
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u popcorn inflated turkey head boy.jk
By: sah dude on 01 Apr 2017
 
 
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Yeah and soon I won't be cause I'll be on the road to becoming a better person that you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016
 
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u got that from Brent Rivera didn't u
By: Brent Rivera on 21 May 2016
 
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can i borrow ur face my arse is goin on holiday
By: ya mum on 12 Oct 2014
 
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Some of you people commenting clearly don't know proper English.
By: Cat on 10 Nov 2013
 
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Like you?
By: SilversoulX on 24 Aug 2016
 
 
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Wow...awesome
By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016
 
 
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So if u were the one that made it then who am i.....!?!?!?!?
By: cat on 02 Jul 2012
 
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mama say whatnow
By: cool on 14 Feb 2015
 
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Lol 69 votes... I'm not gunna touch it
By: Me on 31 Dec 2012
 
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NO 16 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING BITCH......
By: KAMARLIE on 26 Apr 2013
 
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Your breath is so bad that your face is shower
By: Mike on 10 May 2013
 
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roadhouse
By: kossi on 26 Feb 2013
 
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if your trying a diet, why didn't you die yet?
By: Rain on 24 May 2013
 
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:D Oh snap
By: Your face on 27 Mar 2013
 
 
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I hate pancakes and french toast! GO WAFFLES! LETS GO.... WAFFLES!!! :D
By: WAFFLESS on 05 Jun 2014
 
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Lol then after u say that and your friend is there they can say apply water burnd area. Lol XD
By: kitlakat on 08 Jan 2013
 
 
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