Why don't you fall into something more comfortable, like a grave.
By: Anonomous on
03 Dec 2012
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I wish I was in a coma, then I wouldn't have to listen to your bullshit.
By: Smartass on
17 Jun 2018
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Well you see I was feeling generous so I put you into one instead.
By: Agathor on
02 Jul 2014
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Lead by example
By: Hi on
03 Feb 2020
Maybe when I wake up the apocalypse will have dealt with you
By: ... :/ on
21 Jul 2015
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Your SOOOOOOO ugly that when you went to a Buffet, they said "we are closing everyone throw away your tradh and get out" your mom put you in the garbage bin and drove away
By: Jeremy on
21 Feb 2018
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Why don't you do something even better; go die in a hole
By: Intellectual handiwork on
23 Jan 2016
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Why don't YOU sleep in something worse than a coma - death.
By: Anonymous on
05 Feb 2018
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Not if I knock your ass into one first.
By: Deez NUTS. on
20 Sep 2015
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Lol
By: Justin on
28 May 2014
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Why don't you go into something more ugly, never mind, nothing can be as ugly as your face.
By: Mankind's Hero on
31 May 2013
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Why don't you lie down for a few minutes or until rigamortis sets in. - Groucho Marx
By: HenryM on
02 Oct 2013
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Why dont you take a long walk off a short peer.
By: $ Matthew $ on
06 Mar 2015
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haaaaaaaaa
By: aw is awesome on
22 May 2012
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haha. :D These insults r hilarious
By: Cray-Cray on
24 Nov 2013
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why don't don't you slip into something for confortable like
HELL!!
By: Noah on
13 Oct 2016
3
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if you are talking behind my back then you are in a fabulous position to kiss my ass
By: Tae Tae 24 on
27 Oct 2016
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EPIC, Awesome! Madly Radical ! ! ! ! !
By: (*)NathaN(*) on
03 Jan 2014
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My friend finds it harsh but I just find it funny
By: Cookie Monster on
20 Dec 2014
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Why don't you slip the hell up?
By: Arianna on
26 Jan 2016
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ha ha lol
By: meep on
29 Jan 2014
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It's not funny! My Grandma is in a coma at the moment and it's not funny to make an insult about it!
By: ... on
25 Jun 2015
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Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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