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" I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. "


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Well if I was stuck with you I wouldn't mind burning to death/ If I was stuck with you burning to death would be a step up.
By: denna on 17 Dec 2014
 
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Rose are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers. The middle one's for you.
By: awsome on 08 Nov 2013
 
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If I was stuck with you bitch I was probably the one who set myself on fire in the first place.
By: denna on 17 Dec 2014
 
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i don'e exactly hate you, but if you were slipping off a cliff I would go get my lawn chair and watch you fall, then leave and blame your death on a suicide. DREADFUL. :) He was too ugly to stand living in this world
By: LOL:) on 21 Dec 2011
 
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If I have to get a brain transplant, I'll use yours. Not because ur smart, but because I want one that is never used before
By: Savage Dude on 22 May 2017
 
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You father tried to kill you by setting you on fire, the firemen came a hose, saw your face, and lit themselves on fire.
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
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if we were playing horse, i would be the front part and you would just be yourself.
By: Duru on 20 Oct 2014
 
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I wouldn't mind burning up to escape you.
By: ProRoasts on 05 Nov 2017
 
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No, don't worry, I guess I'm just to hot for you. I would gladly let you drink that.
By: Squid on 18 Oct 2014
 
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The Fire Is My Ego And The Water Is Ur Tears Thanks Buddy
By: TheEraSix on 12 Jul 2014
 
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Let me die, it would be a blessing. Oh and FYI I don't have enough middle fingers to explain how I feel.
By: Katty on 28 Sep 2016
 
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You cry so much you'd probably have enough for me too!
By: noobkicker3 on 14 Jun 2015
 
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Same to you, but I'd piss on you just for the hell of it.
By: bofa deez nuts on 25 Oct 2016
 
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Yes, and I would hug you but not out of love.
By: Bramhastra on 19 Aug 2015
 
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im always on fire cus im just that hot your flame died a looong time ago bitch!
By: that bored chick in class doing what shes not soposta. yep on 10 Apr 2013
 
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Same to you but if you were stranded on an Ireland and i had a phone id ring up the pet shelter to come pick you up
By: Alex Huddson on 11 Dec 2014
 
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Yeah I sometimes think about our future together too :)
By: JedSaid on 26 Jul 2014
 
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Only in your deepest make belive fantasies
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Thanks for the heads up. Better plan on being thirsty for the rest of your life, 'cause I'm gonna keep all the water for myself now. drink your piss.
By: snakes on 16 Feb 2015
 
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Back to you :)
By: Felicia Felix Marie on 22 Jun 2014
 
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You would drink the water you thirsty ass bitch
By: _A on 21 Dec 2015
 
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i don'e exactly hate you, but if you were on fire i wouldn't piss on you to save you.
By: piss on you on 27 Oct 2013
 
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By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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Who are you? The telephone manager? I may be dumb, but gravity exists.
By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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Burn computers!
By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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By: n on 18 Feb 2016
 
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I can read faster than the 9/11 victims that went through 83 stories in 10 seconds.
By: CaptainJigglyBalls on 08 Sep 2016
 
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Nigga the way you post like a girl i almost thought my newsfeed was your timeline
By: South africa on 10 Jun 2017
 
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Thats ok I'd rather be hit by Miley cyrus on a wrecking ball than be saved by you.
By: Agathor on 02 Jul 2014
 
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I am dying of laughter
By: Matthew on 23 Feb 2017
 
 
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I love insults
By: llamapie on 01 Feb 2013
 
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That's what I thought when I saw you
By: Deepak on 22 May 2013
 
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so true but funny
By: cool kid 515 on 28 Feb 2012
 
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Dont think I could bring myself to saying this to someone, But I love it all the same.
By: kelly on 28 Feb 2013
 
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A girl insulted me and I insulted her back using this- she was so shocked!!!
By: Holly on 30 Jul 2012
 
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Lol but on sum real shixx if i was on fire nd i see someone with water and they drink it and i dont die dey betta stay as far away from me as they can
By: yourstruly on 16 Jan 2015
 
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awsome nice one
By: rebecca on 04 Mar 2015
 
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hahaha loved it
By: chuchuluva on 19 Apr 2013
 
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