GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You are proof that God has a sense of humor. "


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And you're proof that God can make mistakes.
By: Name on 31 Aug 2014
roses r red violets r blu ppl like u belong in the zoo don't b made ill b there 2 not in the cage but laughing at you
By: Eanrjs 😹 on 15 Feb 2017
Yes cuz god does not want so many boring people like you
By: Hi on 22 Feb 2020
Yeah and you're proof that evolution can go in reverse
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
At lease I exist.
By: lildickgirl666 on 20 Jun 2018
The Fire Is My Ego And The Water Is Ur Tears Thanks Buddy
By: Kitty on 19 Feb 2017
Ha! You still believe those fairy tales?
By: theOneAndOnly on 08 Jan 2016
And your proof that you were born in hell
By: Sir fire on 21 Aug 2016
Yeah cause I told everyone that he has a sense of humour about you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
Maybe..... but Jesus was brought back from the dead to see if he could fix you. He died from seeing you.
By: Hi on 17 Apr 2014
And your proof he really does want to puish us
By: The Nappster on 21 Apr 2012
No one would miss you if you dad put you in a tissue!
By: Brent bitch on 12 Feb 2015
Yeah! Well.......UR MOM!
By: Troll on 22 Jan 2015
Yet you're proof that god doesn't exist.
By: L on 26 Oct 2013
Yeah, and your proof he needed mental help.
By: comeback queen on 15 Jan 2013
I am glad someone has around here
By: Tom on 09 Nov 2012
lorl now thats funny
By: miskay29 on 02 Mar 2012

Variations & Alternatives:

A paticle is bigger that your brain
By: Andy on 06 Apr 2017

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you are the proof that some moron forgot to use a condom
By: kap on 22 May 2013
this is good! gonna use this on my sista! lol
By: lovetumbling&cheer on 15 Dec 2012
You're so ugly you don't need a Halloween costume.
By: no name needed on 14 May 2017
wow mean!
By: kayla on 04 Apr 2013

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You are proof that God has a sense of humor.