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" Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is. "


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And you'll never be the pedo your uncle was!
By: Wookie on 21 Apr 2012
 
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If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
By: The Man with No Name on 06 Aug 2015
 
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Your mom's chest hair would be enough to make me a beard worthy of a real man.
By: CupkakGamr on 04 Oct 2015
 
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Shut up, you'll never be the woman your father was
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
 
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all i wanted was some fried chicken
By: bonnafaquisha on 05 Jan 2013
 
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That's coming from someone who (looks/sounds) like a kid who didn't hit puberty yet.
By: Unknown on 22 Apr 2016
 
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You wil never even be a real kid cause you're dead to your parents, because you are only the cum your mom should have swallowed.
By: Noneofurbusiness439 on 02 Oct 2014
 
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Even though you and hitler r similar there's a difference. Hitler knew when to kill himself but you didn't
By: mac on 06 Sep 2016
 
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If I had three bullets and a gun and were stuck in a room with you, Hitler, and a terrorist, I'd shoot you three times
By: Not Gonna Happen on 24 Apr 2016
 
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At least my Mum loves me
By: Intellectual handiwork on 03 Aug 2016
 
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your mama so short when she takes drugs she cant get high!
By: gocu25 on 11 May 2015
 
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At least I have a mom that does not toss me aside on a deserted road where I am left abandoned with no shelter
By: Hi on 22 Feb 2020
 
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Shut up you'll never be the human everyone else is
By: Intellectual handiwork on 08 Sep 2016
 
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Great, we have some things in common
By: Tusk on 05 Jan 2019
 
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IM SORRY THAT UR MOM IS A MAN NEFFA
By: urMOM on 08 Nov 2012
 
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And you'll always be the woman your father was.
By: MonkeySlayer94 on 06 Jun 2023
 
 
At least I don't block the sun when I walk.
By: Skylar -04 on 23 May 2017
 
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Did I hear something oh yeah it your dignety leaving
By: bitch plzzz on 21 Mar 2015
 
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OH EM GEEEEEEEEEE YOU RATCHET
By: Mandingo on 05 Jan 2013
 
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oh yes i did honeybooboo child
By: Denzael Washington's Mama on 05 Jan 2013
 
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What
By: James Maas on 04 Sep 2014
 
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i wike toitles
By: toitles on 05 Jan 2013
 
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my mom's a women you idiot
By: K.L on 22 Dec 2015
 
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why?
By: mynameisBlahBlahKaboom on 22 Aug 2014
 
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At least I wasn't person who got a sex change like you did.
By: Bitch pleasE!!! on 21 Jan 2015
 
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Shut up. You'll never even become a man!
By: Mankind's Hero on 01 Jun 2013
 
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My mum isn't a man you retard, seems like you're ashamed to be the child of your's
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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Who r you meant to be a clown?
By: Alex Huddson on 13 Dec 2014
 
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And you'll never be the man justin beiber was.
By: Fg on 29 Jan 2013
 
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Variations & Alternatives:

Go practice being ugly and stupid somewhere else
By: Big Daddy Tony on 05 Jan 2013
 
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uh bish i am all dat and a bucket of fried chicken 3
By: MissOprah on 05 Jan 2013
 
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kys fegs
By: HowToKYS on 11 Sep 2016
 
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HAHA
By: Anonymous on 27 Dec 2015
 
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your mums mine
By: big dick dylan. on 01 Feb 2018
 
 
Atleast my mom got some balls, unlike you.
By: THE G on 27 Aug 2015
 
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ha ha lol and XD
By: gocu25 on 11 May 2015
 
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Unlike yours fathers do not get pregnent
By: Dee on 22 May 2013
 
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Nice!!! I'm totally gonna use that really soon!
By: ToCoolForYou! on 30 Sep 2013
 
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kys fegs
By: HowToKYS on 11 Sep 2016
 
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BURNNNN!!!!
By: makayla on 23 Nov 2012
 
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the best!!!!!
By: cooldude123 on 28 Feb 2012
 
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the best!!!!!
By: cooldude123 on 28 Feb 2012
 
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OH EM GEEEEEE WHAT DO SHE GOT ON SHE RATCHET HI AMELA HI MOM I LOVE U GUYS - MANDINGO OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG IM ON TV HI HI HI HI wheres oprah
By: lolbucket on 05 Jan 2013
 
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Aw lawd emina what'd you get us into
By: MissOprah on 05 Jan 2013
 
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i dont holla
By: LATOYA on 05 Jan 2013
 
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HILARIOUSSSS
By: megan on 11 Jan 2012
 
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HILARIOUSSSS
By: megan on 11 Jan 2012
 
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I don't understand any
By: llamapie on 02 Feb 2013
 
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the best:)
By: mmmmmmm on 08 Nov 2012
 
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you big jack ass
By: debbie on 22 Jul 2013
 
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Ok that made me shit a brick!!
By: Kerri on 01 Jun 2012
 
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ohhh hell no...
By: Taylor <3 on 11 Nov 2012
 
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hahaha shit my pants
By: spencer on 28 Feb 2012
 
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excuse me did you just fart?
By: skye on 13 Dec 2012
 
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AMELA IM SUMMONING U WHERE ARE U
By: Mandingo on 05 Jan 2013
 
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Oprah girl i dont like u girl you think you all that and a bucket of fried chicken girl bye
By: Tyra Banks on 05 Jan 2013
 
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