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" Shock me, say something intelligent. "
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I've been holding back anything remotely intelligent because I didn't think you could process it.
By: Vinco
on 14 Sep 2013
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Something intelligent. Logic, bitch!
By: Dominique
on 13 Jan 2015
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Shocker. You are actually smart enough to talk.
By: Mankind's Hero
on 31 May 2013
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If I had a £ for every time you said something smart I'd be broke
By: mac
on 02 Sep 2016
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Yeah anything intelligent would shock you.
By: TTB
on 14 Dec 2015
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Ok your an asshole! There's a fact!
By: Biteme
on 30 Dec 2014
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Your pants zip is open
By: kap
on 24 May 2013
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Will an electric cord be good for this?
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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I would, but I doubt you would understand, so I try to use simpler words
By: Smartass
on 17 Jun 2018
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Sure! Just let me tape you and then II'll show you why to shut up.
By: RandomPerson
on 24 Mar 2014
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Eh, at least it's better than your yo mama jokes or your other attempts. Really disappointed at your life.
By: UnNamed
on 29 May 2015
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That's funny because everyone asks you the same question every single day.
By: Someone
on 28 Jun 2015
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It will be more shocking if you do it
By: Dogfilter
on 21 Jun 2016
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I would but you're too dumb to understand.
By: Muster up something
on 17 Jun 2017
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Shock you? With the chair or the toaster?
By: ComebackKid
on 08 Apr 2015
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I will, when you explain my theory of relativity
By: Albert Einstien
on 21 Apr 2012
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Get gods powers to do it so he can kill you with a cardiac arrest
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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for that i wud need to rise above ur arrogance and then jump into ur IQ
By: labhesh
on 20 Jan 2014
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Only if you stop sucking your thumb and wearing nappies you big baby
By: Bobthegoldfish
on 26 Jul 2013
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whats the point? you wouldnt understand it!
By: sidharth
on 02 May 2013
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You don't know the meaning of fear, but then again you don't know the meaning of most words...compo
By: HatrsGonnaHate
on 11 Feb 2013
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I'd explain it to you, but my brain doesn't function on blonde mode.
By: Antonette
on 05 Jun 2013
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I'll only say it if you can remove your head from your butt so you can hear it
By: Thunder
on 11 Nov 2014
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Burn computers!
By: n
on 18 Feb 2016
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Burn computers!
By: n
on 18 Feb 2016
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Burn wires!
By: n
on 18 Feb 2016
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Will an electric cord be good for this?
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
sarcasm...nice:)
By: HELLO STRANGER
on 15 Nov 2012
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E=mc2 now your turn!
By: None
on 19 Jul 2013
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You're born!
By: CaptainComeback
on 13 Feb 2015
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No context... no good answer. What did you expect?
By: marshall
on 05 May 2015
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Your soul is the only one beyond life; controlling your system against your will, because you are the soul. But, will your body regain control again?
By: Double 7
on 28 Mar 2016
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ha ha I like that one
By: like dez nuts gad em
on 12 Apr 2016
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OMG, you can repeat things! A+ for you!
By: Critic#1
on 21 May 2016
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Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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