GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. "

Ugly Insults

Comebacks:

You need glasses. And a life.
By: Jessamine on 24 Jun 2014
Every heard of cosmetic surgery, ignorant man?
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
Have you tried looking at a mirror?
By: Epic comebax on 17 Aug 2018
Really, but can you lose stupidity
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
you cant lose weight if you eat more than a blue whale
By: cuza on 13 Mar 2014
Keep trying.
By: Pwned on 01 Dec 2014
..ha ha keep trying
By: kap on 24 May 2013
You think you would've done it by now.
By: Nickkk115 on 02 Jan 2012

Variations & Alternatives:

I can lose weight but you can't lose your ugly...
By: Maggie💕 on 19 May 2014
I am fat, you are stupid, I can lose weight, why dont you go figure...
By: Ben on 07 Aug 2012
That in itself is a very debatable statement
By: The JABBA on 11 Jun 2016

Comments:

That shit finna take a while even if you do you finna be skinny but with boobs hanging down so low you have to put them up in a ponytail
By: That bitch nataliee on 13 Dec 2021
Ever heard of cosmetic surgery, ignorant man?
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
Nahh once u go fat u never go back. Why dont u rob mcdonalds some more and get a salad while ur on ur way..
By: someone on 05 May 2016
Awww. At least I'm not stupid. The only letters you know are KFC... XOXO Loser
By: Critic#1 on 21 May 2016
Should of gone to spec-savers
By: Nobody on 23 Apr 2015
I love this
By: Nickkk115 on 02 Jan 2012
lol
By: NIGGA on 09 Nov 2013
I'm special. Love me. *hops on rainbow penguin and flys with nyan cats surrounding me off into the sunset*
By: anynomous on 16 Mar 2014

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I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.