Pick-Up Lines

hmm...well i guess God had to account for your 'shortcomings' somewhere, huh?
By: Hayley on 11 Aug 2012

Hey, so do I!
By: annon on 18 Jun 2012

haha i get it
By: j-dizzle on 22 Oct 2011

Sasquatch!!!!
By: ? on 26 Jan 2010

u know what they say bout big feet... big socks
By: marc19d2k on 16 Nov 2009

sorry i choke on small things
By: somegirl on 04 Aug 2009

you?! ha. that's a good one.
By: personne on 04 Dec 2008

Hahaha you dont have a big penis
By: Momo on 25 May 2008

Sorry, I don't date clowns.
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008

are you sure those arent your friends shoes?
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007

I have a big dick.
By: Weinman on 26 Feb 2012

hi i have a huge cock
By: jack on 29 Mar 2008

actually, it is true that a man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. but no one's gonna say, "u have big thumbs"
By: Elizabeth on 24 Jul 2012

oooooooh big feet=big peins
By: qwertyuiop on 19 Jun 2012

oooooooh big feet=big peins
By: qwertyuiop on 19 Jun 2012

Really?Well my boyfriend is from Texas.
By: Brit on 15 Nov 2011

Do you know what else you have if you have big feet? Big socks :)
By: hee hee on 13 Sep 2011

Hi, I also have big feet! I am a size 10-13. I am so sad about it. I want to cut them. :(((
By: Katielyn on 12 Jun 2011

variation : hi i am really stupid, and i like to say stupid crap.
By: reggie on 20 Dec 2010

I'm 6'1", size 15 shoes, and only just over 6.5 inches.
By: Justin on 25 Jun 2010

actually jenn, it does mean one thing. big shoes.
By: Anonymous on 28 Feb 2009

You can call it a myth but I'm 6'1" with a size 15 shoe. The myth applies to me in my case then.
By: Kyle on 28 Sep 2008

I can lick my elbow :]
By: Brian on 31 Jan 2008

That's great. Then use those big feet of yours and walk the other way
By: Kristi on 05 Dec 2007

A misconception that people with big feet have a big penis. Although this is generally true when the person is bigger in size, ie 6 foot 4, the feet and therefore the penis are proportionately bigger; the rule however doesn't always apply. A small person can have a big penis and small feet and a big person can have a small penis and large feet, etc...
By: To Clueless on 11 Nov 2007

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??
By: Clueless on 10 Nov 2007

It's a myth... big feet don't mean anything!!!
By: jenn on 26 Mar 2007