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" I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. "

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If you'd have just listened to the alcohol, then it wouldn't have had a reason to NOT listen.
By: Alcohols' reasoning for not listening to the 'no' on 14 Aug 2012
If you'd have just listened to the alcohol, then it wouldn't have had a reason to NOT listen.
By: Alcohols' reasoning for not listening to the 'no' on 14 Aug 2012

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I am no God: I cannot walk on water but I do great staggering on alcohol.
By: Tom Allan on 21 Feb 2013

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