Funny Insults

If brains were gold you would be very poor.
By: sibuna4180 on 24 May 2013

Get a life...And do something with it..
By: sibuna4180 on 24 May 2013

Your so fat last Christmas I took a picture of you and it is still printing
By: sibuna4180 on 24 May 2013

1. shut up your the reason why those condoms were invented in the first place 2. at least I can wear one
By: Ryan McClain on 20 May 2013

im gay
By: kolton on 15 May 2013

there is no come back from chuck norris and is he wanted any come back he would ask your mom for it.
By: marshall on 15 May 2013

Your dogz shit look familar ooooh yea try a mirror
By: Da Don on 13 May 2013

Your death certificate is a reward letter from the funeral director.
By: Ills on 15 Apr 2013

yoh dad is so tall he sell dagga to the angels...wat vriet julle venaand,'n pot niks en jou pa se covers...u luk so ugly when u luk in the mirror yoh mama said:stop what horroh movies...roses r red,violets r blue,i cant wait 2 fuk u,but u so ugly,so i wont do it 2day,coz i just found out that u cant vrey
By: jabbawockey on 02 Apr 2013

If you can't say anything nice, just tape your mouth shut
By: love4all on 02 Feb 2013

The dust on my shoes is worth more than your fucking life.
By: Mac on 04 Dec 2012

shut up you know your all ugly and im beautiful oh i will make sure to make a joke ready, roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo wait if god made me beatiful what happened to you?!? oh right i forgot god laughed when you were born HAHAHAHAHAHA no one knows who i am.
By: sasdfv on 30 Nov 2012

Your face is a disgrace to humanity.
By: Some dude on 31 Oct 2012

pussy im done
By: Righttherebitch on 20 Jun 2012

the way you turned out, i think your talking to the wrong person.. try a mirror
By: Ant on 28 Mar 2012

your birth certificate is a apology letter from god..
By: gabriel on 26 Mar 2012

These insults are so good I should say these to the boys in school and see what they say cuz they r soo annoying
By: sibuna4180 on 24 May 2013

dick
By: suck_balls on 14 May 2013

So using this tomorrow
By: totalblast on 01 May 2013

Your so Dumb you threw a ball at the ground and missed!?
By: BlueDragon on 20 Mar 2013

your so stupid that you starved in a grocery store
By: sid on 16 Mar 2013

what r' lines
By: sexy on 15 Feb 2013

awesome gotta use that at school lol
By: anime1 on 07 Feb 2013

hilarious
By: lorance on 28 Jan 2013

well yours prob has thousands of times
By: yolo on 02 Jul 2012

bitches
By: yolo on 02 Jul 2012

bitches
By: yolo on 02 Jul 2012

Bitch.. im only saying shes a slut because her beds never been laid in
By: michaela on 06 Jun 2012

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
By: shaneequa black on 05 Jun 2012

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory
By: shaneequa black on 05 Jun 2012

i love your face
By: sasdfv on 21 May 2012

that was so funny
By: neilskie on 17 Apr 2012