Here's a baseball bat. Go knock yourself out. By: Leila on 12 Jun 2010
im drunk and your still ugly,
(: By: Xprez. on 15 Oct 2009
I don't take from the poor By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
I'm going to need more than that, because we may be here a while...... By: ShallowShelly on 18 Nov 2008
How about you rip the 10 in half, take 5 to go buy some new jokes...and take the other 5 and STICK IT UP YOUR @ss By: Comeback King on 12 Feb 2008
Wouldn't it be easier just to slip me a roofie? By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
o well how about you give me a hundred and maybe i wont get my daddy on you? By: Samantha on 02 Jan 2008
Thats gonna take more then ten bucks By: Holly on 23 Sep 2007
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Hey baby, lets buy you a drink ( keep buying till shes drunk enough to talk to you ) By: Chrisss on 17 Dec 2007
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whats your name your hair is so nice aaah dude your talking to a mop the girls start walking out the door with another dude By: who want's 2 know on 05 Aug 2011
even if i was drunk off my @ss, high, and stupid, i would never talk to you. have a nice day :) By: Jacey on 01 Aug 2011
what the f#$k By: jman on 18 Mar 2011
Nigga this be trippin! By: Negro357` on 01 Dec 2008
jeez, i guess im gonna get pretty damn drunk tonight By: chris on 08 Oct 2008
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By: jman on 18 Mar 2011
By: Leila on 12 Jun 2010
By: Xprez. on 15 Oct 2009
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
By: ShallowShelly on 18 Nov 2008
By: Comeback King on 12 Feb 2008
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008
By: Samantha on 02 Jan 2008
By: Holly on 23 Sep 2007
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By: Chrisss on 17 Dec 2007
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By: who want's 2 know on 05 Aug 2011
By: Jacey on 01 Aug 2011
By: jman on 18 Mar 2011
By: Negro357` on 01 Dec 2008
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008
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