Pick-Up Lines

Thanks for letting me know that you you need to attend AAA
By: Zebra on 22 Feb 2013

Sorry I dont drink
By: Awesomesauce on 14 Sep 2012

what the hell
By: jman on 18 Mar 2011

Here's a baseball bat. Go knock yourself out.
By: Leila on 12 Jun 2010

im drunk and your still ugly, (:
By: Xprez. on 15 Oct 2009

I don't take from the poor
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009

I'm going to need more than that, because we may be here a while......
By: ShallowShelly on 18 Nov 2008

How about you rip the 10 in half, take 5 to go buy some new jokes...and take the other 5 and STICK IT UP YOUR @ss
By: Comeback King on 12 Feb 2008

Wouldn't it be easier just to slip me a roofie?
By: Mordred on 04 Feb 2008

o well how about you give me a hundred and maybe i wont get my daddy on you?
By: Samantha on 02 Jan 2008

Thats gonna take more then ten bucks
By: Holly on 23 Sep 2007

Hey baby, lets buy you a drink ( keep buying till shes drunk enough to talk to you )
By: Chrisss on 17 Dec 2007

f**k hell
By: pravin on 20 Oct 2012

whats your name your hair is so nice aaah dude your talking to a mop the girls start walking out the door with another dude
By: who want's 2 know on 05 Aug 2011

even if i was drunk off my @ss, high, and stupid, i would never talk to you. have a nice day :)
By: Jacey on 01 Aug 2011

what the f#$k
By: jman on 18 Mar 2011

Nigga this be trippin!
By: Negro357` on 01 Dec 2008

jeez, i guess im gonna get pretty damn drunk tonight
By: chris on 08 Oct 2008