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" Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? "


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the only raisins around here are the shriveled pair you got
By: chris engel on 08 Oct 2008
 
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Sorry, all I've got is punch. Would you like some from me?
By: Leila on 13 Jun 2010
 
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Yes, I do have a date! *shoves date in his mouth*
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010
 
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Do you have any balls? No? How about you grow some?
By: Psychedellicereal on 02 Apr 2009
 
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nope...all i got is prune juice
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007
 
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cby
By: jacksepticeye on 19 Mar 2016
 
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www.rm raisin india.com
By: Nikhil R Mali on 20 Jul 2014
 
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with you? no thanks
By: ry4n on 23 Aug 2008
 
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i think lines lik that should be eligal their so lame u bored me thats for sure yawn yawn
By: kate on 06 Feb 2011
 
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Eww your raisins touch the floor!
By: TasyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
 
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Why, you got a pooping problem~?
By: a person on 27 Dec 2012
 
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Lol. I think this is cute. I wouldn't use it, but still... It won me. :)
By: Taken on 12 Apr 2010
 
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why the hell are people talking about raisins
By: Smexy Daddy on 23 Oct 2021
 
 
send pics of your turd
By: Single horny dad on 23 Oct 2021
 
 
the police took me to jail for literally no reason all i did was have cool time with a 13 year old HOW IS THAT BAD!?
By: 69 year old horny man on 23 Oct 2021
 
 
pee
By: rocks throat tickler on 23 Oct 2021
 
 
ok so i clap my hands with my hog right? and it shoots out mayo, right? its warm and sticky
By: pumpkineater64 on 23 Oct 2021
 
 
wth?
By: danielle on 17 Jun 2008
 
 
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I don't get it.. raisins? BAHAHA
By: WTF on 18 Jun 2009
 
 
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i think its cute
By: Me. on 12 Feb 2009
 
 
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Greatest pick up line ever...
By: Idk on 27 Jun 2009
 
 
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haters!!!!!!
By: $ky on 23 Feb 2017
 
 
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Dates is a food. Get it? Cheesy but I loved it.
By: Nel on 29 Jun 2011
 
 
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there is a party in your mouth and i am come ing
By: LOL on 15 Nov 2012
 
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i dont get it :L
By: :S on 15 May 2011
 
 
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i think lines lik that should be eligal their so lame u bored me thats for sure yawn yawn
By: shafqat abbas lashare on 01 Dec 2014
 
 
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