Pick-Up Lines

" Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! "

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actually i want directions to your ass ....
By: pankaj on 19 Sep 2011

*Blinks excessively* [what r u doing?] Trying to get you out.
By: Girl U. Dontno on 10 Sep 2010

No, but i see you need help into a hostpital bed : D
By: Bisexuals?? Omg where? on 26 Nov 2008

Sorry, I have a penis.
By: dixinzebut on 16 Jul 2008

no, but i have a fist & your either gonna stop looking at me, or im gonna have to give you directions to the hospital
By: colin on 21 Jun 2008

No, but I can give you directions to 'Out of My Face'.
By: Suzette on 23 Mar 2008

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Comments:

Me and my friend have the funniest inside joke to this pathetic pick up line....we were walkin down the midway at the GFF and this guy comes up to us and asks "do u hav a map cuz im gettin lost in ur eyes" and we juss ran back to the end because the guy was gay and we didnt want him followin us into the Parkin lot! It wuz hilarious now whenevr we hear that pickup line we juss laugh bcuz ov our inside joke!!!!! Lol
By: Elle on 22 Jan 2013

actually i want directions to your ass ....
By: pankaj on 19 Sep 2011

YOU LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL , WELCOME 2 EARTH.......................
By: BRYAN on 14 May 2010

i like cake
By: steve on 04 Feb 2010

this is tight i used this yesturday no i am not single
By: bob on 16 Jan 2009

nope...i have a tomtom
By: homosaywut on 06 Dec 2007

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