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Well, I could if you would get your fat ass out of my way
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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This morning when I got ready. When's the last time you were able to count all your chins?
By: Spenny180
on 23 Aug 2015
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Anytime that you were not in the reflection of the mirror
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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1
Losing weight is easy tell me how hard its been for you to try and change ugly all these years
By: KoudahBamm
on 08 Feb 2019
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Only when your fat ass isn't blocking my view.
By: Muster up something
on 26 Aug 2017
1
1
Bro literally hula hoops on the rings of Saturn
By: Him
on 31 Dec 2024
never. my dick is just too big
By: tessa
on 28 Apr 2024
When I told your sister/mother to get off my jock!
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
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Ever since I was born but you already cracked yours with your filthy appearance
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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Just now. I doubt you still can, though...
By: randomguy123
on 15 Dec 2014
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Your mom took a photo of you last christmas and it's still printing
By: Mia
on 21 Dec 2014
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What is that nasty growth on the top of your neck? Oh it's your head!
By: Bobby
on 15 Dec 2012
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Please don't trip! We don't want another earthquake.
By: Yasin dahdouh
on 16 Dec 2016
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Today... how many chins your ass have this morning I count three.
By: Andy
on 15 Mar 2016
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3 days before
By: sachin yadav
on 16 Sep 2012
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When was the last time u could see ur toes
By: 4/20/69
on 17 Apr 2024
the fact that 2 people still liked the comment with the f-slur is sad
By: anonymoose
on 31 Dec 2023
2 day ago
By: sachin yadav
on 16 Sep 2012
this is terrible!
By: inijkbhyh
on 06 Dec 2015
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damn son
By: baller10kd6kobe8lebron11
on 30 Apr 2015
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faggot
By: lola
on 23 Feb 2015
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Yep, I can. Unfortunaley I cant prove it to you because the rolls of fat under your ass cheeks make it impossible to get around you.
By: Andy
on 15 Mar 2016
2
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