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" If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet. "
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If a dog saw you, he'd think he found true love.
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
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I don't see you on a diet
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 12 Feb 2016
And if that person saw you, he would call the hospital for mentally insane people
By: Hi
on 03 Feb 2020
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FIRST!!!!
By: Alex
on 16 May 2012
LAME
By: Awesomeness
on 30 Sep 2013
Looks like you're either a bot or using bad words. Sorry.
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