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" Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside. "


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How about you eat it because your words are just as ugly as you are
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
 
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i can just tell that you got beaten up in school, i feel your pain
By: hi on 05 Sep 2016
 
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Maybe if you wore makeup, you'd be pretty on the outside. Extra: But, makeup doesn't work for everyone hun
By: BiscuitoftheSkittle on 04 Jul 2015
 
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Maybe you should drink some nail polish, matches your skin tone better than crayon a
By: ElijahPie on 24 Oct 2014
 
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Maybe if you stopped shagging your mum, you'd get some REAL experience of what makeup looks like.
By: Sara on 04 Jul 2015
 
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Thanks for the advice now I am doubly beautiful
By: Hiishotyourmum on 16 Sep 2015
 
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well i bought it from africa
By: cool boy on 13 Mar 2016
 
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Maybe if you drank some tears of depression you could feel the pain.
By: RandomPerson on 24 Mar 2014
 
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Your skin and your digestive system are two completely different things so I personally don't think it would be the smartest idea.
By: LazaMonsta on 26 Dec 2012
 
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Keep talking someday you will say something smart. Not
By: Trinity age:10 on 02 Jan 2014
 
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Maybe if you vomited it you would be pretty on both sides, and people will tolerate you
By: BanterMan on 14 Mar 2016
 
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This is the best thing to say to those 'Bully Girls' who wear too much makeup.
By: Person on 07 Aug 2015
 
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You win the internet. And the world.
By: theOneAndOnly on 08 Jan 2016
 
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Some of us already are
By: Didi on 06 Oct 2016
 
 

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